Ruling the world...why?

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ThePirateMan

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I would just fuck around with it, slaughter people, get the prettiest women, nuke places and alot of stuff. Would probably not the last the longest but, it'd be a fun run.
 

DrDeath3191

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They just want the respect and the title. The rest they would delegate to smaller groups to manage. Basically, he might create a series of governments and manage those. That's how I will d- I mean would do it. [small]nice save...[/small]
 

Lyri

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I ruled the world all the time as a child, yes my tyranny knew no bounds.
The people feared my mighty Iron ladle, I wore my banner on my bin lid shield and my bucket helm inspired fear.
 

LaBambaMan

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I would want to rule the world so shit would actually get done. Space exploration is important, i'm tired of people dicking around and worrying about other crap like saving a bunch of fucking Seals. If they want to survive, they'll evolve.
 

Sightless Wisdom

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MaxTheReaper said:
Because you're at the top - nobody tells you what to do any longer, and if they do, you can have them executed in public via thumbscrews, if you want.

You have ultimate power.
Aye, Max has it right. Yuo can do whatever the hell you feel like and if the world has problems...screw them, you own them.
 

traceur_

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I can let the current leaders handle the day-to-day stuff but they still have to answer to me or be crushed by my transformer army.
 

basic.acid

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alpha dog of the whole planet. great way to start a conversation + you can destroy your enemies. everyone loves destroying enemies
 

Canadamus Prime

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It's all about power. Whoever doesn't have it, wants it; and whoever has it, wants more of it. So, in theory, if you could take over the world then you'd have absolute power.
 

Amnestic

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Why do I want to do it? Because I think I'm the only person on this goddamn planet who could do it right. It's not (totally) about the freedom of being the biggest guy, though that is an aspect. It's about me unifying the planet and acting in a way that is beneficial to the vast majority of citizens here.

Oh there would be disagreements, there would be rebellions to be crushed, there always are, but I'd still do a better job than the majority in keeping everyone happy.

Plus it means I get to fund mecha development programs.
 

swytchblayd

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Frankly, it might be fun for a few hours, or a few days...

After enacting a few common-sense laws and getting rid of the bullshit ones, abolishing stupidity, smoking laws, and lawyers, and a few other fun things, I'd think it'd be boring. Plus everyone would fucking hate you, because that's what people do to The Man. No one works for The Man because they like The Man; in a lot of movies they do it seeming just to bring him down.

Besides that, there's nowhere else to go. Maybe you could try conquering space, but that only goes so far when you find out there's nothing to conquer but dead planets. Maybe you could

No, I don't think I would like being The Man with The Plan. It just sounds like too much work for too little praise. Personally, I couldn't be overly nasty and purely evil or anything like that... just isn't my kind of style. Now, if I could get robots to do it all for me... that's a different story =D
 

Amnestic

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Besides that, there's nowhere else to go.
Why do you have to 'go' anywhere? What's wrong with simply trying to build up your planet for the sake of making a better world? You might even *gasp* make people have a new appreciation for The Man.

It just sounds like too much work for too little praise.
I'll admit it is nice to get praise, but is that your sole reason for doing a job? I mean...there's gotta be a lot of personal pride in doing a job like Emperor of the Planet and doing it well.
 

Dusty Donuts

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TheFacelessOne said:
For me, the advantages would be:

I am above the law.
I will more than likely be rich.
I can treat anyone however I want.
I have security.
Hopefully a nice mistress.
I can make laws.
And I have an army at my fingers.
You have more chance than winning the lottery 5 times in a row than that ever happening.
OT: I would rule the world so that when everyone mutinies me i can say "curses! foiled again!" or "back to the ol drawin board" in a cliched manner.
 

The_Chief

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popdafoo said:
My first thought was "Why would you want to rule humans?"

I'll just leave the ruling to God. He seems to be doing a much better job than I could.
well he doesn't actually do anything. he gave us free will! so now when we screw up we cant blame him!

OT:maybe because they want to ru;le the shiny things of the world!