Rumor: American TV Network to Produce Battle Royale Series

CaffeinatedBandit

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To people who've read Battle Royale / the Manga:

Anybody think that Kazuo Kiriyama deserved to win? I understand that it would have made the ending feel empty, but Shuya and Noriko, for the most part, were freeloading off of Shogo.
 

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That would take all the devil out of it. A sanitised Battle Royale would be completely missing the point. Besides, there has already been a family-friendly BR. It was called 'Hunger Games', and it was as bland as they came.
However, a UK production, that swaps Japanese ultra-violence for British cynicism, that could be a possibility. Especially if they got Stephen Fry to play Beat Takashi's role.
 

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America can't do it well. And it would be a boring predictable plot with bits stolen from Prison Break, Buffy etc etc. Who is with whom, relationship building, bitter betrayal, twist ZOMG didn't see that one coming! No thanks. Epic fail.
 

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Kyogissun said:
>American Television adaptation of Battle Royale

*gasp of joy*

>The CW

...God damn it.

Even still, the story is best suited for a one off movie. No sequel, no continuous story, just the brutal, gruesome and dark tale wherein there's no real 'satisfaction' upon the victory, like there is in Hunger Games.
Truth be told I actually felt the movie needed a longer runnin time. There were so many people and the movie was all "fuck those guys, lets watch these 2 assholes and that other asshole as that fourth asshole blows everyone away." I just kept thinkin that it'd be better suited for like...a miniseries or somethin, but maybe I horribly missed point.

Anyway. +1 for meh on it bein on the CW.
 

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ehh i hope they don't. because of the name i'll be compelled to watch it, and then i'll realise how bloody awful it is.
 

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I still fail to see how either Battle Royale or Hunger Games got to be as popular as they are.

Maybe it's just me.
 

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Get AMC on that shit. They'd probably make it good, maybe even great.
This.

I'm all for a Battle Royale series cause really the story is quite masses, but it should NOT be on Network TV.
 

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Something like Battle Royale shouldn't be in the hands of CW. Apart from the fact they'll have to censor themselves (It's high school kids killing each other with exploding collars around their necks to make sure they do), they don't seem like the right people to do it based on the shows they've already produced.

Get someone like HBO or AMC on it. They won't censor it and they'll probably do an adaptation justice.
 

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My first impression is that this will fail or be pulled on the first episode, probably for the idea of bombs, weapons, suicide, mentally messed up kids, and schools touching a nerve. I have seen the subtitled release of the movie, and read a lil of the manga and I could probably get away with saying that Japan is a lil less uptight about subject matter than the US, just as a blindshot we could remember Carved (shit scarier than freddy kruger for sure).
 

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I can see some CW executive pitching ideas for the story right now.

"Ok we need a teenage girl. One that's pretty but not too pretty, one that other girls can relate to. Now she wakes up in her homeroom with the exploding collar on . . . yeah you're right it can't explode, it will just poison them. No, not like cobra poison,the kind of poison that makes them just fall down. Yeah that's perfect Johnny, it's an overdose of tranquilizers!"

"Anyway she wakes up and looks around. First she looks around the class and then out the window. Across the way she sees another classroom full of passed-out students. No they aren't from her school. So she sees someone awake in the other room. He's tall, dressed in black and has long black hair. Well the werewolf Indian guy from Twilight had long hair. Have an intern go through the recent teen magazines and count the different hair styles. No don't count Beiber. Forget his hair for now, just know that he's dark and broody. He looks over and sees her; He looks in her eyes for only a second before looking away. And in that second she knows that they could either love each other or kill each other. No she can't internal monolog that, we don't want to get SUED by the Twilight people."

"Now someone else wakes up in her class and starts talking to her. It's the Quarterback of the Football team. Soccer? Ok then we'll make him whatever is important on a Soccer team. He's talented, popular and smart. He has never said anything to her. Secret crush? Him for her or her for him? Both? What a bold idea, I like the way you think Johnny!"

"Well first he will get her attention and then he'll will say,'You know what this is, right? This is . . .' AND THEN WE WILL FLASH TO THE TITLE CARD! BATTLE ROYALE! The words will be dripping with blood. No I'm sure we can use blood there. But that will probably be it for the blood."

I'm gonna stop doing this now because I'm actually getting annoyed by what I'm writing and at the same time I'm terrified that I'm able to write it.
 

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Here's a better idea. Watch the original.

Although imagine if they kept the principle but just used the cast of Glee...
 

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CaffeinatedBandit said:
To people who've read Battle Royale / the Manga:

Anybody think that Kazuo Kiriyama deserved to win? I understand that it would have made the ending feel empty, but Shuya and Noriko, for the most part, were freeloading off of Shogo.
I don't know if Kiriyama 'deserved' to win (remember, noone wins The Program) but I'll admit that Shuuya and Noriko would have been dead very early if it wasn't for Shogo. Shuuya wanted to recruit and save as many as possible, but he was fucking terrible at it and constantly put himself in danger, forcing Shogo to make the save.

OT: I've been wanting this for years. I loved the movie, but it didn't give us any time to get to know the characters. This is something the manga did very well, many of the deaths came as a shock and could actually make you feel sad. If this is done properly it could make for some very emotional moments.
 

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Mikkaddo said:
Even putting aside the whole CW problem, there's still issues with making a "tv series" out of this.

First, will it be set in Japan? if so almost NO ONE in America will understand why it works the way it does, since the original work is as steeped in Japanese Social commentary as you can be without being propaganda for one side or the other.

Next, the actual "Battle Royale" itself that happens each year, as per the book, manga (if memory serves) and the first movie (the second wasn't about the game it was something about terrorism and all) was a 3 day long game. At the end of the 3 days everyone's collar starts to count down until only one is left. The problem with this is, a TV series is meant to be put on tv as a lifelong running story when it's not being pitched by a writer, but the Battle Royale is only 3 days long. How do we do this? make it a mini series that's 3, 1 hour episodes long each one spanning that day? make it a mini series where every season is 3 episodes and it continues on by spanning multiple games? or just ruin things by trying to make a multiple season series about a game that's meant to only last 3 days but change ALL the rules of the original work to make it fit the eternal runtime tv shows strive for?
They should totally make it like 24, then they can really stretch out the book into 3 series, over 3 years! Except that would totally suck, since it would be really, really dull.

They could also just change the cast every year, and again completely ruin the book.

Essentailly, they should just stop with this whole idea, because the book is amazing, the film is pretty great, and they should be left as is. This series would use unknown, probably only half competent actors and just ruin it.
 

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razer17 said:
They should totally make it like 24, then they can really stretch out the book into 3 series, over 3 years! Except that would totally suck, since it would be really, really dull.

They could also just change the cast every year, and again completely ruin the book.

Essentailly, they should just stop with this whole idea, because the book is amazing, the film is pretty great, and they should be left as is. This series would use unknown, probably only half competent actors and just ruin it.
Exactly, except you forgot one other problem, they'd be using half competant TEEN actors so they'd be even LESS able to act properly, unaware how to properly show emotional differences between terror, simple creeping fear, crazed rage and that deep dark depression when you realize "no matter what . . . I'm going to die . . . and even if I don't, my humanity will" that kind of subtle acting is hard for adults with a decade of experience gods forbid for teenagers who've never acted beyond highschool Drama club
 

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I can just tell that they're giong to take an awesome movie and turn it into a crap-suck. How do you take a hard R movie and turn it into primetime television?
 

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Mikkaddo said:
razer17 said:
They should totally make it like 24, then they can really stretch out the book into 3 series, over 3 years! Except that would totally suck, since it would be really, really dull.

They could also just change the cast every year, and again completely ruin the book.

Essentailly, they should just stop with this whole idea, because the book is amazing, the film is pretty great, and they should be left as is. This series would use unknown, probably only half competent actors and just ruin it.
Exactly, except you forgot one other problem, they'd be using half competant TEEN actors so they'd be even LESS able to act properly, unaware how to properly show emotional differences between terror, simple creeping fear, crazed rage and that deep dark depression when you realize "no matter what . . . I'm going to die . . . and even if I don't, my humanity will" that kind of subtle acting is hard for adults with a decade of experience gods forbid for teenagers who've never acted beyond highschool Drama club
Pretty much this. My thought process here was "Anerican remake. Please no. American remake on the CW. Please God no." Major case of "do not want" going on here.