Ryse: Son of Rome Hands On Preview: Are You Not Entertained?

[sageoftruth]

Hold the phone here Steve. I think there must have been a mistake. This game was declared by the Anti-XboxOne-Internet-Hivemind to be the worst game that has ever been created. Not only that, but it will also end the entirety of gaming, send a platoon of Nazis to crucify Gabe Newell one day before HL3 is launched, nuke Poland, and give anyone who has ever played a major video game incurable chlamydia. AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY A SINGLE POSITIVE THING ABOUT IT?!!!!

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!!!

(ALL CAPS IS WHAT EVIDENTLY)

Indeed, first a review of GTA 5 that was less than 6/5, and now this? Escapist is being controlled by daemons! Daemons, I tell you!

As in, the little familiars from Golden Compass?

 

[sageoftruth]

Too much QTE nonsense to be even interested in a gray and brown third person slasher.

How about the "Not QTE" nonsense that was mentioned in the review?