Salt (the movie). I mean seriously?

[DividedUnity]

I dont know if this is a joke but I seen this movie trailer for Salt, Angelina Jolie's newest shoot-em up/ass showing role. What do you think of it? inb4 salt related jokes you should take it with a pinch of salt etc

Heres the trailer

Anyone else think she looks wierd with blonde hair as well?


EDIT: Just gonna add more content

How do they scan the russian guy neurally if theres no sensors atached to his head?
If the russian agent is travelling to american that day then how was she employed at that agency at the time?
Why the hell did that guy fall through a small hole in the floor? If it was an explosion surely the whole floor would need to collapse before he fell through?

I dont know but there sure is a lot of non-sense just for a trailer

 

[ThaBenMan]

I am dissapointed. I thought this was going to be a historical epic about the white mineral that people often season their food with.

And of course she had to be blonde, otherwise she wouldn't be able to dye her hair black

 

[DividedUnity]

I am dissapointed. I thought this was going to be a historical epic about the white mineral that people often season their food with.

And of course she had to be blonde, otherwise she wouldn't be able to dye her hair black

I dont even know why they did that to be honest. I guess shes hiding from the law but she could just wear a hat. Its not like you could miss those lips anyway.

I once went to a salt mine once. It had a slide. Many lulz were had.

 

[McNinja]

It looks rather pathetic, to be honest. I mean, she can't even jump off a wall properly.

 

[Miumaru]

Didnt Family Guy already do this plot?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

It looks dumb and probably full of gaping plot holes. One i can see already is how would she know that she's a spy?

 

[S.R.S.]

Reminds me of Total Recall or something. Might watch something else, definitely.

 

[FROGGEman2]

A RUSSIAN SPY!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1

You can't judge it yet- it's only the trailer. It looks like good, silly fun to me.

 

[SonicKoala]

That movie looks fucking awesome, I don't know what anybody is talking about. And really OP, your complaints are beyond petty. Suspending your disbelief is what movies are all about.

 

[SonicKoala]

It looks dumb and probably full of gaping plot holes. One i can see already is how would she know that she's a spy?

Because she is her?

 

[Fusoiya]

I think I know what´s going on, It´s probably something like,

She tries to prove that she´s innocent by trying to save the president and all that and it just looks weird out of context of the trailer.

If it´s not something like that this movie could be pretty good. I gues

 

[DARKLARK]

SALT? Possibly an obscure reference to the Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty. Or I could be dead wrong

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

I've seen the trailer several times at the movies recently, and it looks dumb. The trailer basically gives away every major plot point and twist. I guess you just have to show up for the last 20 minutes or so to see what happens in the end. The whole thing looks so uninspired.

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

It looks dumb and probably full of gaping plot holes. One i can see already is how would she know that she's a spy?

How would she know if she isn't a spy? I bet the ending of this movie is a lot like Zoolander... RELAX!

 

[BonsaiK]

I dont know if this is a joke but I seen this movie trailer for Salt, Angelina Jolie's newest shoot-em up/ass showing role.

Russian paranoia AGAIN? Come on USA, think up some new bad guys.

Other than that, looks like it might be okay, potentially. You can never tell from a preview though.

 

[FourEyedPandora]

I quit watching the trailer 30 seconds through. Looks stupid, like most movies that Jolie's been in. Surprise!

 

[Vrex360]

Looks almost hilariously bad, if you ask me the only way the movie could be enjoyable to watch would be if it embraced the deliberate camp feeling to it rather than tried to take itself seriously.
If it was deliberatley camp then it might be okay.