Here's the thing. I want a sandbox game. Now, I know what you're thinking,
"Attelia, have you gone stark raving mad with wild colors?! With the current selection of sandbox games choosing one that fits you should be like finding a sword on World of Warcraft!"
Yes, yes I know that but I have standards. Standards which will stem from True Crime: Streets of LA, the only sandbox game I own.
Let's start with the Mature rating. This game is mature because of suggestive themes. The themes that the ESRB raters show are: nudity, violence, and blood. The nudity is hookers with their bikinis attached to their bodies like parasites, the violence is hand-to-hand combat (Tekken) and shooting. Wow. The blood is so hard to see, you'd actually have to be looking for it to find it.
'Tis the underlying story that makes it M for mature. I don't want to spoil it for anyone but,
That is controversial! But I dont care!
I'm looking for a sandbox game that isn't too bad (stomping on a puppy's head and showing its remains to the owner) but may have an M rating. Shooting people is pretty fun (...) but shooting old ladies because my character has an old lady killing health bar is a bit too much. What I can't glean from any reviewer is
Is the game a good sandbox
I don't care about the story. I've played too many JRPGs to ever want to hear another video game story ever again.
I don't care about the controversy.
Nudity is fine, but I don't want to be subjected to it forcefully.
I want Saint's Row 2 but it seems a bit too bad and my mom'll never buy it for me. (Not saying that kids should have their parents buy games like this for them, pixels aren't going to affect how I live my life)
I want Fable 2 and I'm unaffected by the hype, but it seems like a limited game.
I want Assassin's Creed 2, but is it better or worse than the original?
GTA:4 seems to ugly to me.
Help me gamer community, what is the best sandbox?
"Attelia, have you gone stark raving mad with wild colors?! With the current selection of sandbox games choosing one that fits you should be like finding a sword on World of Warcraft!"
Yes, yes I know that but I have standards. Standards which will stem from True Crime: Streets of LA, the only sandbox game I own.
Let's start with the Mature rating. This game is mature because of suggestive themes. The themes that the ESRB raters show are: nudity, violence, and blood. The nudity is hookers with their bikinis attached to their bodies like parasites, the violence is hand-to-hand combat (Tekken) and shooting. Wow. The blood is so hard to see, you'd actually have to be looking for it to find it.
'Tis the underlying story that makes it M for mature. I don't want to spoil it for anyone but,
The North Koreans partner with an ex-KGB Russian to launder money using the Chinese!
I'm looking for a sandbox game that isn't too bad (stomping on a puppy's head and showing its remains to the owner) but may have an M rating. Shooting people is pretty fun (...) but shooting old ladies because my character has an old lady killing health bar is a bit too much. What I can't glean from any reviewer is
Is the game a good sandbox
I don't care about the story. I've played too many JRPGs to ever want to hear another video game story ever again.
I don't care about the controversy.
Nudity is fine, but I don't want to be subjected to it forcefully.
I want Saint's Row 2 but it seems a bit too bad and my mom'll never buy it for me. (Not saying that kids should have their parents buy games like this for them, pixels aren't going to affect how I live my life)
I want Fable 2 and I'm unaffected by the hype, but it seems like a limited game.
I want Assassin's Creed 2, but is it better or worse than the original?
GTA:4 seems to ugly to me.
Help me gamer community, what is the best sandbox?