Sarlaac Pillow Will Eat Your Head

[mkg]

I never got this, does the sarlac somehow keep you alive for 1000 years to digest you, or does it just take that long to absorb your flesh? And if that was the case, it must be something along the lines of a snake, who would only actually eat once every few years to prevent energy consumption, so why would it allow Jaba to keep throwing things into it to eat? Hmmmm....

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I never got this, does the sarlac somehow keep you alive for 1000 years to digest you, or does it just take that long to absorb your flesh? And if that was the case, it must be something along the lines of a snake, who would only actually eat once every few years to prevent energy consumption, so why would it allow Jaba to keep throwing things into it to eat? Hmmmm....

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes/And other science facts,/Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax...

 

[mkg]

I never got this, does the sarlac somehow keep you alive for 1000 years to digest you, or does it just take that long to absorb your flesh? And if that was the case, it must be something along the lines of a snake, who would only actually eat once every few years to prevent energy consumption, so why would it allow Jaba to keep throwing things into it to eat? Hmmmm....

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes/And other science facts,/Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax...

I'm not sure if you saw Star Wars, but this happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, so if this is the case, there are good men possibly still being digested out there! God only knows how many sarlac there really are...

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

I never got this, does the sarlac somehow keep you alive for 1000 years to digest you, or does it just take that long to absorb your flesh? And if that was the case, it must be something along the lines of a snake, who would only actually eat once every few years to prevent energy consumption, so why would it allow Jaba to keep throwing things into it to eat? Hmmmm....

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes/And other science facts,/Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax...

I'm not sure if you saw Star Wars, but this happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, so if this is the case, there are good men possibly still being digested out there! God only knows how many sarlac there really are...

Wait, if there's more than one sarlacc, does that mean they're sarlaccs, or sarlacci?

 

[TheLastCylon]

I believe that this product could actually be the best thing since sliced bread.

 

[mkg]

I never got this, does the sarlac somehow keep you alive for 1000 years to digest you, or does it just take that long to absorb your flesh? And if that was the case, it must be something along the lines of a snake, who would only actually eat once every few years to prevent energy consumption, so why would it allow Jaba to keep throwing things into it to eat? Hmmmm....

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes/And other science facts,/Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax...

I'm not sure if you saw Star Wars, but this happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, so if this is the case, there are good men possibly still being digested out there! God only knows how many sarlac there really are...

Wait, if there's more than one sarlacc, does that mean they're sarlaccs, or sarlacci?

Yes, that would suggest they breed, meaning they must possess the ability to burrow or leave the pit at some point during its life cycle, perhaps Jabba's sarlac stays there because of some degree of domestication?

 

[scotth266]

I don't like it: it looks ugly. Still, it's hilarious to see these fan-made products.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

wonder if they'll sell the patterns, if so then i got more work for my mom to do

 

[5stringedbandit]

So fucking cool

 

[Nerf Ninja]

Doesn't look much like the sarlaac. It looks a bit too gynecological for my tastes.

 

[Halfbreed13]

Any one else think that the tentacles look like gummy worms.

Doesn't look much like the sarlaac. It looks a bit too gynecological for my tastes.

But there are tentacles and we all know that Vaginas never have tentacle anywhere near them..... eww


*Goes to wash self multiple times*

 

[Jeronus]

Looks like a sex toy to me. A really fucked up one but then again what sex toy isn't fucked up to begin with.

 

[LoopyDood]

I never got this, does the sarlac somehow keep you alive for 1000 years to digest you, or does it just take that long to absorb your flesh? And if that was the case, it must be something along the lines of a snake, who would only actually eat once every few years to prevent energy consumption, so why would it allow Jaba to keep throwing things into it to eat? Hmmmm....

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes/And other science facts,/Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax...

I'm not sure if you saw Star Wars, but this happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, so if this is the case, there are good men possibly still being digested out there! God only knows how many sarlac there really are...

Wait, if there's more than one sarlacc, does that mean they're sarlaccs, or sarlacci?

Yes, that would suggest they breed, meaning they must possess the ability to burrow or leave the pit at some point during its life cycle, perhaps Jabba's sarlac stays there because of some degree of domestication?

Nope, they reproduce by spores.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Oh that is so stupid.
[sup]I want one so bad![/sup]

 

[LewsTherin]

For some reason, sleeping on anything resembling a sarlac might not help me nod off...

 

[Internet Kraken]

Feh........that thing just looks repulsive to me. Then again, so is the Sarlaac pit. So I guess they designed it correctly.

The helmet is a nice touch.

 

[TheEndIsNear5115]

I never got this, does the sarlac somehow keep you alive for 1000 years to digest you, or does it just take that long to absorb your flesh? And if that was the case, it must be something along the lines of a snake, who would only actually eat once every few years to prevent energy consumption, so why would it allow Jaba to keep throwing things into it to eat? Hmmmm....

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes/And other science facts,/Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax...

I'm not sure if you saw Star Wars, but this happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, so if this is the case, there are good men possibly still being digested out there! God only knows how many sarlac there really are...

Wait, if there's more than one sarlacc, does that mean they're sarlaccs, or sarlacci?

According to Wookieepedia, "sarlacci" are the name of the spores a sarlacc exudes, so I assume multiple sarlacc would be referred to by the term "sarlaccs".

That was the nerdiest thing I've said in ages. =]

 

[TheEndIsNear5115]

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes/And other science facts,/Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax...

You are my new best friend.

 

[nova18]

It looks like it would make an effective advert for contraception and safe sex.

Im questioning the person who saw the Sarlaac pit and thought:
"What the world needs is a pillow that looks like that thing!"