Satanic Children's Shows

[Soviet Heavy]

Lets make a list of the most Satanic children's shows that have ever been aired.

I'll start with my two picks.

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Peewee's Playhouse.

got any others?

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Apparently, according to religion, Pokémon is Satanic.

 

[Danman1]

Spongebob. A homosexual, vaguely humanoid creature living miles below the surface of the earth?

EDIT: (for all the people who pointed out under the ocean isn't the same as below the surface [by the way good eye, you people. Your brains work]) He lives in a place where humans would die a tortured horrific death. Is that better?

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Oh my god, it's Wiggles.

I'll find the video, and you'll see. You'll all see!

Fruit Salad! Yummy Yummy!

The Wiggles haunted my childhood.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

How about Art Attack? Sure, the artist himself is a cool guy, but the talking bust scared me.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Oh my god, it's Wiggles.

I'll find the video, and you'll see. You'll all see!

Why.... dear god WHY does he keep pointing at his crotch!?

 

[Trivun]

Nobody can top this. This is literally Satanic, as you'll see in the video, and is specifically aimed at children. You have been warned...

Spoiler: Mindfuck Within...

Yeah, I think I win the thread...

 

[ffs-dontcare]

Anything you'll find on the Disney channel. Easily.

Apparently, according to stupid people, Pokémon is Satanic.

Fix'd.

 

[The Infinite]

Oh my god, it's Wiggles.

I'll find the video, and you'll see. You'll all see!

...The horror...The utter horror of it all. Especially that random thing that keeps jumping up and down making humping noises. GAH!

 

[Rednog]

Ren and Stimpy got really really messed up a lot of the time.
Though I must say that satanic is really a harsh word to use for any show...

 

[Cakes]

Nobody can top this. This is literally Satanic, as you'll see in the video, and is specifically aimed at children. You have been warned...

Spoiler: Mindfuck Within...

Yeah, I think I win the thread...

I've seen this before. Nearly pissed myself.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Nobody can top this. This is literally Satanic, as you'll see in the video, and is specifically aimed at children. You have been warned...

Spoiler: Mindfuck Within...

Yeah, I think I win the thread...

I've seen this before. Nearly pissed myself.

From laughing or fear?

 

[Jark212]

Nobody can top this. This is literally Satanic, as you'll see in the video, and is specifically aimed at children. You have been warned...

Spoiler: Mindfuck Within...

Yeah, I think I win the thread...

I've seen this before. Nearly pissed myself.

I will not sleep tonight...

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Nobody can top this. This is literally Satanic, as you'll see in the video, and is specifically aimed at children. You have been warned...

Spoiler: Mindfuck Within...

Yeah, I think I win the thread...

What. The. Fuck. Was. That.

What the hell is that show!?

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Nobody can top this. This is literally Satanic, as you'll see in the video, and is specifically aimed at children. You have been warned...

Spoiler: Mindfuck Within...

Yeah, I think I win the thread...

Scariest childrens show EVER!

I was originally going to put this on, but I thought that religious people saying that Pokémon was Satanic provided greater humor. I was wrong, and this still harrows above the minds of viewers, like an silent, yet cold hand, it grasps you by the back of the neck, making you jump in fear. As it's icy fingers slowly caress the standing hairs of your neck, you begin to feel insecure, your mind's thoughts are going everywhere, your focus blurs! And then, just when you think it's over, you can feel the cloud hanging over you, knowing that whenever it is remembered, it shall grip you again.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Nobody can top this. This is literally Satanic, as you'll see in the video, and is specifically aimed at children. You have been warned...

Spoiler: Mindfuck Within...

Yeah, I think I win the thread...

I had a feeling this would pop up, its bloody creepy.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sIDoBkVo4c&feature=related


The horror!

Spoiler

I know this was a spoof, but I still felt like adding it. Also, sorry for bad quality, twas all I could find.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Lets make a list of the most Satanic children's shows that have ever been aired.

I'll start with my two picks.

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Peewee's Playhouse.

got any others?

Hail Satan!

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Spongebob. A homosexual, vaguely humanoid creature living miles below the surface of the earth?

He's not gay!!!

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Nobody can top this. This is literally Satanic, as you'll see in the video, and is specifically aimed at children. You have been warned...

Spoiler: Mindfuck Within...

Yeah, I think I win the thread...

What. The. Fuck. Was. That.

What the hell is that show!?

Its actually a movie, a KIDS movie