Saving Private Brian

[jebussaves88]

Rather simple. Save Brian from the previous posters invented peril, then place him in another stick situation yourself.

Brian gets his foot wedged in a large pot of Humus whilst advancing up towards Normandy on D-Day...

 

[Voltaggia]

I push him out, right under a patch of barbed wire fence. His clothes get stuck, and he can't move.

 

[ae86gamer]

Push him. If his clothes rips oh well.
He accidentley(spelling) took the pin out of a grenade and lost it.

 

[Voltaggia]

I throw the grenade away.

At his mother.

 

[Mr Fatherland]

I push his mother out the way and kick it like a hackey sack.

It lands in his pocket.

 

[Lothae]

I rip his pants off & throw it towards the Germans.

He manages to step on a land mine five seconds later.

 

[Voltaggia]

I use up all my bullettime and push him away.

He stumbles into a german bunker.

 

[reyttm4]

I dive into the bunker and use awesome ninja skills to take out the Germans in there.

He goes insane and tries to knife himself.

 

[ae86gamer]

He can't I took his knife away.

He tries to blow himself up.

 

[Voltaggia]

I drag him back to the camp to get a doctor to help him

Now he thinks he's invincible. He charges forth!

 

[SmilingKitsune]

I turn him in the other direction.

He runs straight towards a friendly bayonet.

 

[reyttm4]

I rugby tackle him out of the way onto the floor.

A German bomb lands in his mouth with seconds before it explodes

 

[Mr Fatherland]

I punch him in the stomach, as he vomits the grenade flies out.

An invisible Nazi has tied his shoelaces together.

 

[runedeadthA]

I make him trip, causing his gun to go off and kill the nazi, I then help him with his laces.

Brian has a plane about to crash into the building hes in!

 

[ae86gamer]

You get him out but the plane still crashes but its ok because it was filled with nazis.

He is about to throw himself under a German tank.

 

[Dragonrabbit]

I hijack the tank Master Chief style and stop it.

He's about make toast while taking a bath.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I unplug the toaster.

He decides to join the Axis powers.

 

[Berethond]

I use Propaganda Powers to change his mind.

The crack German sniper is about to fire at him!

 

[Shapsters]

I use my super boomerang and it chops off his head.

The boomerang comes back and knocks Brian off a cliff.

 

[Crowghast]

He lands on a pile of soft, mushy kittens being transported by homeless orphans.

The orphans try to shank him.