Cornilous J Newman (affectionatly known as Nouw by friends) was a great clown. He was raised as a clown and died as a clown, laughing the whole way for the children. A master of pie and whipped cream, he was the pride of his hometown. A profound thinker, he invented the popular "Nouw hair" brand, making a modest living off the sales of his signature clown hair. He fought for his homeland of Leutonia [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqvFYXybtgA] in the Clown War. May his pies fly through the airs of clown heaven forever.