Say something at the above Avatar's Funeral

[Headsprouter]

His soul lives on inside of his murderer.

 

[Euryalus]

That guy was a complete douche! *nudges Headsprouters widow*

Eh? Eh?! Right? Aaahhh you know.

 

[FliedLiverAttack]

Turns out he can't use his superpowers if he's riddled with bullets. Who knew.

 

[Headsprouter]

Now I won't have a competitor for the "Most disturbing yet well-dressed avatar" award.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

 

[Rabbitboy]

It was put in the electric chair after raping several Japanese highschool girls.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

What? Why are you looking at me like that? He should have known better than to pick a fight with a dragon. Now he is lunch. Doubt it is any consolation, but that rabbit was delicious.

 

[Headsprouter]

One shudders to think what thoughts lay behind that mask...

...what dreams of chronic and sustained smothering...

 

[Twintix]

No one wore a top hat like him. The world has lost some class.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Is it really dead? I thought these kinds of eldritch abominations were immortal.

 

[RedDeadFred]

His sacrifice will be the fuel for the rabbit revolution.

 

[Barbas]

Knives...dancing...none of us could have foreseen such a tragedy.

 

[Headsprouter]

Hideous abomination that brought nothing but suffering to those who entered within a few metres of him. My mentor.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

His stylish hats and wide toothy grins will be greatly missed.

I am surprised no one has gone this route when replying to my post on this thread and taken the obvious hint from the movie my avatar comes from.

Spoiler

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Ashes to ashes. Dust to Dust. So! Who wants cake?

 

[Groxnax]

Mmmm, tasted like chicken with a hint of mint.

 

[Rabbitboy]

New and improved dead Link, even quieter than before!

 

[Barbas]

I did not see that explosion coming.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Before I tragically killed him he had...shit.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Unfortunately he was mistaken for an enemy aircraft and got shot down.