Say something at the above Avatar's Funeral

[Drake the Dragonheart]

What now Draco, without you what do we do, where do we turn?

To the Stars Bowen, to the stars!

yes my avatar is speaking at his own funeral!

 

[Barbas]

He knew some really good shouts.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

no one could plant coffee beans like he could!

 

[Barbas]

He taught me a bit about knighting.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He was above all else, a man of honor, who befriended a creature of legend.

 

[Barbas]

That guy was f***ing mental! He burned down my house once.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He is amongst the stars now.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

I told him not to fight that knight but he wouldn't listen

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He was such a colorful triceratops.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

I always wondered what would happen if a dragon inhale helium

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He fought of that pack of raptors far longer than anyone believed he could, alas. . .

 

[Barbas]

He was a great help at neighbourhood barbecues.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He was a true friend.

 

[Barbas]

He was tovarisch. *Sniff*.

True tovarisch.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

I remember The last thing he ever said to me

"HOLY SHIT! THAT DINOSAUR IS HEADING STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

NO! That was the last rainbow triceratops!

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

NO! That was the last rainbow triceratops!

I'm sorry but this came to mind
Anyway.....
Why did he give that psychopath his heart

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He was the best prehistoric steed a knight could ever ask for.

 

[Barbas]

He'll be back.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He never actually left.