Say something that has never been said before

[RifkaMarie]

"When your kid gets older, I'm going to have fun telling her how you practiced her name on the dog."

 

[Sacman]

STFU Kanye!!!

"And the Oscar goes to... Michael Bay!"

For the most mature, foreign, explosionless movie of all time.

yes, in fact it was a high school drama with superb acting and absolutely no alienating patriotism...

 

[Mister Swift]

My name is Mister J. William Swift, and I enjoy beating people with alarm clocks.


^Not my actual name.

 

[Count Igor]

Oh shit! It's the amazingly deadly blue spotted red striped matted fur crazily twisted rabies infected grinning rodent!

Fuck, it's eating my crisps.


I guarentee that/those sentence/s will never be uttered again. Ever. Anywhere.

 

[TheTejs]

"Yes sir, I would like some candy from your van"

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

"Yesterday, at the bank, I ran into a monkey who was throwing watermelons at a porcupine."

"The Last Airbender was the best movie of the year, by far."

 

[Brad Shepard]

I just love the baby boss from Persona 4, he was so easy on my first try!"

 

[SimuLord]

"Bobby Kotick is a great, and influential man in the video game industry"

I never thought I'd say "Bobby Kotick is our last, best hope" but I said exactly that---indeed, it's become associated with me to a small degree---about the California game law.

On-topic, "Raney-roo went the fribble, raney-roo went the elf, I gave the fork to Big-Head, and I felt real good about myself."

 

[Polyintrinsic]

unicorn stars developed through muffin topped jeans

 

[DaBozz]

You know G.W bush was a great president....

 

[commandersqwigly]

No really, Jesus fought the clones in a clown suit.

 

[MrGalactus]

Troll is much loved hero

I am a fanboy

I'm enjoying this lice-covered copy of About Schmidt sandwich.

 

[Durgiun]

Hey guys, I'm not gonna join your manhunt tomorrow, I need to go have sex with a tree.

 

[SimuLord]

Hey, here's another one:

"Wanna be friends with benefits? No emotional connection, let's just fuck." - Julianking93

 

[Infernai]

"Mr president, i have been sent back in time to deliver a message to you...a message that, if left unsaid, will lead to the end of the Human Race itself. That message is this: Cardgames on Motorcycles!"

 

[Dark Knifer]

The purple monstrocity of the rabbit tore through the crowd of fishsticks like hell incarnate.

This is easy...

 

[Oilerfan92]

"M.Night Shyamalan still has it"

 

[Daipire]

Black people are the superiour race!
We must persecute all white people!

I reckon not many have said that before.

 

[geekRAGE]

No.
No I will not engage in this preposterous tomfoolery.

Everything you could possibly come up with, every "lolsorandom" comment with monkeys or cheese or pickled hips or fucking whatever has been said before, you are not special, there are a million people like you who perform the same stupid acts as you do.
Most of them are teenage girls and they are doing it for attention and/or to feel "unique" and "different" when they are really not.

I despise this thread and the shennanigans within it forever. With the burning passion of a thousand suns.
And also a planet. Made out of fire.

Well aren't you the who flung dung dooey of this hoe bag rag taggery bippity beboppin thread.

 

[PoliceBox63]

This cheese made by the elephant who fathered a chicken now lives on a boat in the middle of Llanfairpyllgwyngyllgogerychwyrdrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch.