Say something that has never been said before

[Thurmer]

I think Bobby Kotick is just misunderstood.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

"Facebook and Myspace is the most useful inventions to ever touch the minds of human beings."

..And no, I did not say that with a straight face for a millisecond.

 

[Mr. Omega]

I will kill all mosquitoes one day with the power of my hatred for them.

I actually said that once. Take a guess when...-_-

 

[Polaris19]

If I give you anything you want you must do one thing for me:

You must go to the abandoned hut in the middle of the Gobi Desert. There you will find the recipe for the perfect pepperoni pizza. You will bring it back to me, and you will then have your mind erased of all memories of your great journey.

You will also receive a coupon for half of any large pizza when I open my new pizza shop!

 

[Nahhnbah]

"Life is hard young flirglesnitzer, but only through the mind bending drug klarkycaps will you attain the power to make love to the mighty Futznor and save our world!"

 

[fgdfgdgd]

I'll repeat exactally waht i was said to my friend the other day: "I was trying to turn it into a motivator but no matter how many times i tried in any different way it kept on cropping out the Nazis and leaving only Chewbacca riding a giant squrrel."

 

[Custard_Angel]

I love ctrl+alt+del. The artwork is great, the plotlines are handled masterfully and Tim Buckley is a visionary to all gamers. You can never have too many words in a comic strip.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

When the f**k did my life turn into a Tenchi Muyo Episode?

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Something never said before... Hmm....

"I have a 132 IQ, and I totally support Sarah Palin."

 

[Atticus89]

"Oh don't mind me, I'm just dooming your civilization while carving an orange."

 

[Nagisa94]

"Sir I really have no idea how that jello raped your wife, and no, you cannot press charges against it."

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Why is that caterpillar stealing my sushi? I was saving that for my long trip back to Wyoming riding on a hydrogen-powered camel. Now, somebody fetch my my kazoo, I must use it to rescue that T-rex from a nuclear disaster in Atlantis!

 

[loc978]

Luke, I am your father.

.

wait...
well, at least James Earl Jones never said that... on camera...

 

[Omega Pirate]

"Creepers are blue, fluffy, and smell like kittens."

 

[Macheteswordgun]

I be titty fucking bitches in the ass. Yeah. Owned.

 

[subject_87]

No zebra will ever wrest control of Helm's Deep from the Minecraft fanboys that control it.

 

[BioHazardMan]

Country music is a great and influential genre.

 

[UberLemonBoy]

"Porn is bad"
wow...that feels weird

 

[automatron]

This new game's okay.
I mean it's fun, sure, but nothing revolutionary

- Peter Molyneux