Say something wise...

[Lordpils]

Say something that sounds articulite, philosophical and generally wise. Something that covers the way you see the world or politics or life in general, that you would be happy to see yourself quoted as saying. You may say it in a way that is sarcastic or humorous, you can say it in a way that just seems deep.

Or you can scratch the whole idea and say something snarky and mocking.

Edit: Apparently my original intention was misunderstood, I meant for people to say something unique and original (or at least not verbatum quotes), however I find myself enjoying the quotes so I guess it's not all bad.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

war tells not who is right,but who is left

 

[Archer147]

press x to not die

 

[Blackadder51]

Dont stick your dick in a pudding, it might be good pudding and all and you could explain that but you still stuck your dick in it.

....oh god im a fanboy

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

far better is the road less traveled

 

[Fritzvalt]

Don't fry bacon naked.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

your not crazy if you talk to yourself,only if you reply

 

[j0z]

My motto:
Teamwork is essential, it allows one to blame everyone else.

Words of wisdom:
The first step to wisdom is admitting you are a fool.

 

[Drakon7]

Love is not madness, It is Sparta(tm) - Me =D

 

[Trendkill6]

I spoilered it because someone might find it in bad taste, open at your own risk!
Man who sticks dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

always use protection

 

[The_Chief]

war tells not who is right,but who is left

Ah Call of Duty...

I don't know what weapons WWIII will be fought with, but I know WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones.

why not words? they can never hurt you!

 

[ZeroMachine]

The first rule of time travel:

Don't do it.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

war tells not who is right,but who is left

Ah Call of Duty...

I don't know what weapons WWIII will be fought with, but I know WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones.

why not words? they can never hurt you!

why fight with something that can't hurt people?that is debate,not de-war

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

Why?

No, not being a smart ass here, it's an age old question.

Or alternatively.

Everyone strives to be different, they want individuality, sometimes copying others to achieve it.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

War is not only faught on the battlefeild, one side versus the other. But on the homeland itself, the people versus the government

-Supreme Unleaded

EDIT: I forgot this one

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[Neonbob]

why not words? they can never hurt you!

My dictionary would beg to differ.
X-D