Say something wise...

[Warped Pixel]

War is where the young and stupid are told to kill themselves by the old and bitter,

It is not merely where the young and stupid are killed, but the place where the poor are killed for the sake of the rich.

Not neccisarily many wars had nobles children involved in the past I belive some of the crusades did.

do you mean the crusades with different squad like groups?because if so,I remember reading about a child brigade,they got captured,killed,and one or two probably got pedophiled.if not,think about it anyways.

Well I meant grown children I haven't read anything about the children's crusade.

War is where the young and stupid are told to kill themselves by the old and bitter,

It is not merely where the young and stupid are killed, but the place where the poor are killed for the sake of the rich.

Not neccisarily many wars had nobles children involved in the past I belive some of the crusades did.

Well stated, but my comment was more about more recent wars and by recent I mean WW1 to about now.

Point taken but then again things like nobles almost completly disolved *atleast as a form of true power* after WWI.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

EDIT: Also, A life lived without experimentation is not a life lived at all.

 

[Ben7]

Luck is the residue of design.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

War is where the young and stupid are told to kill themselves by the old and bitter,

It is not merely where the young and stupid are killed, but the place where the poor are killed for the sake of the rich.

so basically:when the rich wage war,it's the poor who die.

 

[Neonbob]

quick reflexes

Good counter.
But I have lots of dictionaries.

If you're going to walk a mile in someone else's shoes, make sure they're sleeping when you take them.

 

[frank220]

Don't forget to bring a towel!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

now this is a fun topic

just thought of this one:when logic meets stupidity,innovation is born.

 

[The_Chief]

quick reflexes

Good counter.
But I have lots of dictionaries.

how fast can u throw them? exactly

the world wont stop for you...unless you have a space lazor

 

[Fritzvalt]

War is where the young and stupid are told to kill themselves by the old and bitter,

It is not merely where the young and stupid are killed, but the place where the poor are killed for the sake of the rich.

Learned it first hand, then, years later, it was part of an Army safety brief.

Another brief involved the knowledge "Don't lick peanut butter off of a steak knife."

 

[Warped Pixel]

Don't go around slapping people sure they did it in the past centuries but afterwards they had a duel somebody had to die.

 

[Doctor Glocktor]

I spoilered it because someone might find it in bad taste, open at your own risk!
Man who sticks dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts!

I lol'd

On topic:

Theres no I in team, but there is one in idiot.

 

[geldonyetich]

Wisdom holds little value if it's to be treated as baseless entertainment. Nor should wisdom be treated as an artifact of timeless perfection. Rather, true wisdom grows from continually critically rethinking the subject at hand, seriously attempting to foster a better understanding. Consequently, to simply ask a person to say something wise is begging an unwise answer.

 

[Ossum]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[Neonbob]

how fast can u throw them? exactly

the world wont stop for you...unless you have a space lazor

About 50mph.

If you make something idiot-proof, the world will make a better idiot.

 

[Warped Pixel]

Never underestimate the power and vastness of human stupidity

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I get it,oh ho ho,you are funny man

-four score and seven years ago means I'm not sure,let's make something up.

-In america you turn a/c on,In soviet russia a/c turns you on

-when life is at it's peak,it's all downhill from there

 

[Lordpils]

Never underestimate the power and vastness of human stupidity

There's a lot of quotes on the vast stupidity of the average human.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Hmmm...
*straightens fez, scratches chin*
A bad dream is a dream nonetheless.

 

[Warped Pixel]

Never underestimate the power and vastness of human stupidity

There's a lot of quotes on the vast stupidity of the average human.

I figured I'd cover them all