Sayings Game

[Humble Grapefruit]

Let's try something, shall we?

Take old sayings, and change them at the end. For example:

It's like riding a bike, once you learn...you can still crash or get hit by a car.

Your turn!

 

[Eddie the head]

umm. . . Life is like a box of chocolates you only seem to remember the bad parts.

Am I doing it right?

 

[Total LOLige]

It'll be like shooting people in a shopping centre

 

[krazykidd]

When Life gives you lemons, make orange juice and tell life to fuck off .

 

[bobmus]

It's like shooting fish in a barrel - frustrating, unsatisfying and ultimately pointless.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A stich in time can have serious repercussions, depending on how exactly it e(a)ffects the timeline of Earth

All good things can be lengthened, if you know the right people

 

[Nouw]

Two birds with one mouth.

umm. . . Life is like a box of chocolates you only seem to remember the bad parts.

Am I doing it right?

Haha that one's pretty good, I'll have to use it one day with your permission. *Is currently listening to Flash of the Blade if that sways your opinion.*

 

[BytByte]

Don't judge a book by its cover... judge it by its fanbase

 

[Lionsfan]

A penny for your sexual services
No need to add insults to a foreclosed home

 

[Ghonzor]

A penny saved is proof that you are just being a stingy bastard.

 

[Aris Khandr]

Those who can do. Those who can't pay someone else to.
A penny saved is fraking worthless. It's a penny.
The road to hell is paved with regifted fruitcakes.
All work and no play makes your wife sleep with the poolboy.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

A bird in the hand is well trained.
If you don't have anything nice to say welcome to the Internet.
A rolling stone has to stop eventually, or it has damn high moment of inertia.

 

[Shocksplicer]

Rome wasn't built in a day. But some of it was.
A bird in the hand is due to shit on you at any moment.
The early bird gets the worm. I get up at 10am and have coffee and bacon.
You can't polish a turd. What's that? Mythbusters proved you can? Well I stand corrected.

 

[NeutralDrow]

The grass is always greener outside the radioactive waste dump.
A bird in the hand is worth a few grand in ransom.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for we haven't hit your father's credit limit yet.
Seize the day, trusting as little as possible in the future. Oh, wait...

When Life gives you lemons, make orange juice and tell life to fuck off .

When life gives you lemons, make coffee (then, when it's blinking in confusion, steal life's wallet).

 

[Humble Grapefruit]

There are some damn good ones here. Nice work.

 

[jdogtwodolla]

Needs more Church bell

 

[theLadyBugg]

Keep your friends close, and your enemies itchy.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, find your tires deflated.

Early to bed, early to rise, keeps a man out of most social circles.

The early bird gets the worm, the early worm gets eaten.

Out of the frying pan and into the sandwich.

 

[Eddie the head]

Two birds with one mouth.

umm. . . Life is like a box of chocolates you only seem to remember the bad parts.

Am I doing it right?

Haha that one's pretty good, I'll have to use it one day with your permission. *Is currently listening to Flash of the Blade if that sways your opinion.*

I just pulled it out of nowhere. So go ahead.(and yes it did)