I got a big one on one of my knee's from playing rugby (and lots from acne, if they count). Also I got loads on my hands/arms that just appear.
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Most of my scars are on my hands due to my illustrious career working in a McDonalds kitchen a few years ago. Other than that I got a long scar on my upper left arm which I got falling off a half pipe while drunk (I had no skateboard), I got one that links to that from trying to surf a staircase on a mattress and gashed it on the thermostat and I got one in my leg that's massive from trying to kick a road sign in a drunken rage and missing entirely using my shin to connect. I still have a dented leg to this day.
I have a line of about 6 from my hip to my knee from smashing my femur in a motorbike accident.
As well as a 3 foot scar that goes from half way down the back of my thigh to my knee, across to the other side of my knee and half way down my calf (kinda s shaped) from shearing off the top of my tibular in the same accident,
and a scar though my eyebrow from the same thing.
a 6 incher on the line between my stomach and my pelvis from when they took a bone graft for the femur 18 months later when it hadnt healed (the bone graft site has healed nice and jagged so if i sit in just the right way the elastic from my boxers crushes the soft tissue against it very sore)
Plus some little ones like the one of the back of my hand after jabbing a soldering iron into it not paying attention. and the cool cresent shaped one on my wrist where i caught it on a pedistal angle grinder, again not paying attention.
As well as a 3 foot scar that goes from half way down the back of my thigh to my knee, across to the other side of my knee and half way down my calf (kinda s shaped) from shearing off the top of my tibular in the same accident,
and a scar though my eyebrow from the same thing.
a 6 incher on the line between my stomach and my pelvis from when they took a bone graft for the femur 18 months later when it hadnt healed (the bone graft site has healed nice and jagged so if i sit in just the right way the elastic from my boxers crushes the soft tissue against it very sore)
Plus some little ones like the one of the back of my hand after jabbing a soldering iron into it not paying attention. and the cool cresent shaped one on my wrist where i caught it on a pedistal angle grinder, again not paying attention.
I have a 4 inch scar just up and to right of my groin, when I was a young child one of my testicles didn't descend correctly, I had to be sliced open by a very nice surgeon, who used his finger tip to push it down into my scrotum.
Good times.
So yes, as a child, my balls were literally fingered by a dude (pfft, wasn't even a catholic priest...whatta noob!)
Good times.
So yes, as a child, my balls were literally fingered by a dude (pfft, wasn't even a catholic priest...whatta noob!)
Shit i have the same (that on the rist). I'm not quate sure from where it is but it can have something to do with when I (age of 5) put my hand in a furnace(runed on coal) and picked up some flaming coals. The burns heald whithout trace but i think the scar is from where my hand touched the hot iron (the furnace was made from iron). I also have a scar on my forehead from when i hitted my head on the edge of iron table(i wish i was making it off). I have four scars on my legs from operation. I could have some scars on my back but my skin is quate pale so i could not tell 100%.ThebigZ post=18.61211.563561 said:
i was having a bad day, and the vending machine vended, and my product got stuck.
i put on my steel knuckles and beat the hell out of the control pad. right arm a constant blur, the knuckles slipped off and i kept going. i had several cuts on my right hand, and it was shaking and bleeding quite alot. i then made an about-face and mule kicked the machine (right leg cocked at the knee) and all was made better by the satisfying *plunk* of my item hitting the receiver.
the incident made a good story and i got an A in my Creative Writing my last year in high school.
i have scars all over, but that's the only instance i found entertaining.
i put on my steel knuckles and beat the hell out of the control pad. right arm a constant blur, the knuckles slipped off and i kept going. i had several cuts on my right hand, and it was shaking and bleeding quite alot. i then made an about-face and mule kicked the machine (right leg cocked at the knee) and all was made better by the satisfying *plunk* of my item hitting the receiver.
the incident made a good story and i got an A in my Creative Writing my last year in high school.
i have scars all over, but that's the only instance i found entertaining.
One on my head, because I was hit there with a golf club.
The other is from open heart surgery when I was an infant.
The other is from open heart surgery when I was an infant.
I've got a scar on my throat from surgery. And I've got a massive scar just above my eye...got it falling down in an intoxicated accident...
I got a scar around my eye where I got hit with a baseball bat. I have small marks on my hands and I got no idea where they come from. I have a scar on my forehead where I got my head smashed by my friend on the bedpost. I have several scars under my hair from projectile injuries. I am surprised that none caused any brain damage.
I've got an almost-invisible one on my left thumb. I cut my digit with a serrated bread knife as I was sawing away at it wildly while half-watching TV at my parents' friends' Oscar party when I was about 9. I'm almost 15 now, but if I squint a bit, it's definitely there.
I have multiple scars going up my right outer forearm horizontally and one longer one going vertically. I decided to piss off one of my crazy friends one day so he took out his car keys (they are pretty sharp actually) and began slashing my arm. I didnt try to stop him, just to be more of an asshole, and he eventually stopped out of sheer guilt of the scars I would later recieve.
I have one on my stomach from where I had to have surgery as a baby. My digestive tract was blocked, so when I would eat something, 10 minutes later I would throw it back up.
Ever since then, when I look down at the scar, I keep on having this bad feeling that the stitches might come apart and my intestines will pop out.
Kinda like this, except without the extra arms and shit.
Damn you Blizzard....
Ever since then, when I look down at the scar, I keep on having this bad feeling that the stitches might come apart and my intestines will pop out.
Kinda like this, except without the extra arms and shit.
Damn you Blizzard....
I have a large scar on my left thumb just around the nail that I got from a knife. I was opening one of those moronic hard plastic electronics containers with a penknife when one of the family thought I was opening said container too "slowly," and started micromanaging me (to the point of actually grabbing my hand and making me cut the container towards myself). Suffice it to say that I got my scar due to the stupidity of others, which is appropriate.
I also have small scars on my hands from being attacked by a squirrel our family saved from certain death at a very young age.
I also have small scars on my hands from being attacked by a squirrel our family saved from certain death at a very young age.
I have several on my arms from cat scratches.
One under my eye, very faint now, from a cat.
One on my finger where someone stapled me.
One on my thigh where my handlebar went through my leg, well not quite through it but deep enough to leave a scar. I should really watch out for cars.
One under my eye, very faint now, from a cat.
One on my finger where someone stapled me.
One on my thigh where my handlebar went through my leg, well not quite through it but deep enough to leave a scar. I should really watch out for cars.