Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[razer17]

"wow, whoever sang i dont like cricket, i love it, was clearly drunk"

 

[jebussaves88]

I'd much rather burn Heather Mills stumps. Now that would be a tropy worthy of any mantle.

 

[jackanderson]

STTRRRRRRIKKKKE ONEEE!

 

[tomtom94]

And Australia have called up a kangaroo to the side...I suppose he can't be any worse than Ricky Ponting

*goes into hiding for fear of abuse from Australians*

 

[jackanderson]

And so this year's winner is of course, the beautiful audience who battled through rigamortis and plummetting self esteem to see England lose at yet another sporting event on home turf! Thanks! You've all been great!

 

[FastFoot92]

Wait.... Now that I think of it.... Cricket is Shit!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

So, anyone else thinking of seeing that new Rom-com in cinemas?

 

[NeoAC]

"So wait, how the heck do you play this game? Are we winning?"

 

[dymond2K9]

so he bowls it at the batter, the batter having full padding on has to hit it at the crowd who;s all wearing shorts and a vest........ whata fucked up game!

 

[jebussaves88]

I could have played here.... you know, dreams make a very specific sound when they die.

 

[revolverwolf]

You know you can watch the golf from now on? No-one would blame you if you just turned the channel over right now.

 

[jackanderson]

Here on Sky Sports it's more from the cricket. Or you can tune into Sky 1 where there is something much more interesting on.

 

[tomtom94]

And a surprise as England come out of the pavillion...they're not just wearing white today because it was considered offensive to ethnic minorities...

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Ooh and It's bad news for both teams! Nobody gives a fuck about cricket. . .

 

[jebussaves88]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Panel-Show

A new user group devoted to this kind of forum game. Not sure how the structures going to work, but I thought it'd be a good place to create new games and announce winners.

 

[Charley]

No..not the hippo...don't want th- Oh! I'm sorry, I must have dozed off.

 

[tomtom94]

So it's raining here at the cricket...I must say this is actually a lot more entertaining than I expected.

 

[Torque669]

And the ashes have been taken out and thrown into the wind just like he wanted.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Lol, he got pwned

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Panel-Show

A new user group devoted to this kind of forum game. Not sure how the structures going to work, but I thought it'd be a good place to create new games and announce winners.

We could have rounds, like in a panel show.

 

[FastFoot92]

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