Scenes We'd Like to See (Mock the Week)

[FastFoot92]

Gigidy Gigidy let's have sex!


With Gwen!!!!

 

[Clarkarius]

Is it me or have things become more family friendly around here?

Tosh regretted her relationship with Owen after she was arrested for Necrophillia

[This is the worst line I've posted on this thread and I hate myself for it]

 

[Mista Stevo]

Gwen, theres something i need to tell you..you spin me right round bady

 

[FastFoot92]

Gwen this may be a suprize but your actually an un-armoured Dalek.....

 

[Mista Stevo]

Gwen this might be a suprize but your fuck ugly

 

[Rynamo AV]

So I hear you can regenerate from anything, Jack? That's good, because I'm into S&M!

Actually, you probably would hear that.

 

[FalconOne]

"How... does this have ANY BEARING... on the last episode?"
"Uh, I dunno, setting?"
"Good enough for me!"

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Gwen, this may shock you a little bit, but your accent's annoying. So shut the fuck up!

 

[NeoAC]

"Um Gwen, what show am I shooting again?"

 

[Rynamo AV]

Jack, you're pregnant.

 

[jackanderson]

I think that we've sufficiently ran this one into the ground.

Winner:

Tosh regretted her relationship with Owen after she was arrested for Necrophillia

May be the worst line you've ever posted but it's by far the funniest of the topic.

New topic:

Things You Wouldn't See On Dragons' Den

(Repost in bold. If someone could teach me how to do this, that'd be great. Thanks!)

 

[Captain Pancake]

things you wouldn't see on dragon's den
Okay, dragons, i'd like an investment of 1,000,000 pounds... or your lives.

 

[jackanderson]

My invention is able to solve up to 800 problems a minute and will revolutionise the lower classes. It's an MP5 with a light bulb on it.

 

[Mista Stevo]

I want 2 billion quid for a 23% share in england

Hello my name is gordon brown

 

[Mr Claw Hammer]

I want 2 billion quid for a 23% share in england

Hello my name is gordon brown

Good one.

 

[tomtom94]

So, how much investment are you looking for Mr Mugabe?

 

[Mista Stevo]

i want an investement of.da da..One Million Dollers

 

[Clarkarius]

Hello my name is Davros and I would like all of your money in order to recreate the Dalek empire

What do you mean no one would buy my opaque windows and water proof sponges!?

Behold my invention Invisible clothes!