Scenes we'd like to see.

[Insanum]

So, after watching mock the week, If youve never seen it i suggest looking it up.

Ive searched & cant find anything similar:

Bad things to hear on an airplane?[/B]

New subject every page?

My input is:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or

Oh dear...My tarantula has crawled out of my handbag, Have you seen it?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Do not pull unless emergency? There's something they don't want me to see in this door, isn't there!

 

[Neonbob]

"This is the stewardess...it appears that the captain and copilot have both died of a sudden ebola outbreak."

 

[FastFoot92]

Today on your TVs we'll be showing the first episode of lost,Lord of the flies and Castaway

 

[fanklok]

"This is your pilot speaking, due to the new bartender at the airport we just took off from i was able to down 23 shots of tequila, hit the co-pilot over the head with a crowbar and dump him in the cargo bay, disable the auto pilot permanently, and make sure the door to the cockpit cant be opened from the outside."

id never want to hear that, actually i would because it would make for one hell of a story if i survived the crash

 

[SpikeyGirl]

"Urm, well, if anyones seen a ticking bomb anywhere, could they please hand it over to the nearest steward or stewardess as soon as possible, and if theres a doctor on board would they kindly reattach my arms, thank you"

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler: How has no one done this yet?!?!

SNAKES!!

I AM TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHA FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHA FUCKING PLANE!

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

"Hey Cpt? Is that "Engine's" button meant to be flashing?"

 

[ravensshade]

"hey is the water supposed to come closer like that?"

 

[fanklok]

"i wonder what all these blinky lights do, hey mark your my co pilot you have any idea... oh shit ive been leaning on the intercom, uhh heh this isnt actually your pilot speaking i uhh murdered the real pilot and hijakced the plane and now we're going to uhh well kulala lampur"

 

[Datalord]

I can't remember the wording, but has anyone here seen the Will Ferrell airplane sketch on SNL? i wouldn't like to hear the whole "quiet time" announcement

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Damn, its hot in here. I'll just crack open a window..."

 

[Insanum]

IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?!?

 

[sky14kemea]

*from the cockpit*
AAAAAAAH! HAVE YOU LOOKED DOWN YEEEEEET!.... WE'RE SO HIGH UP! ..... I THINK I SHIT MY PANTS!

 

[Marv21]

*L4D Tank music* .....thats bad to hear ANYWHERE!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Hello this is your pilot speaking I proably should I have told you this before we took off but I was to afraid to. You see I only know how to take off and well I killed my co-pilot out of sheer frustration with the controls."

 

[goldenjester]

*over intercom*
So...anyone ever wanted to try a barrel roll in a 747?

 

[bob-2000]

what's a mountain goat doing on a cloud bank? (that's from The Far Side).

This one actually happened to me, we were about to land and the pilot comes on and says: "Due to the weather conditions, we're going to do a nose-dive landing" or something like that. Wheeeeeeeee

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

"This is your pilot speaking, we are currently resting at an altitude of [Insert Altitude Here] and looks like it will be a smooth trip to Hawaii, an- what's that flashing light mean?"

 

[Insanum]

Your in-flight meal is a chicken balti. Dont worry, Gas-Masks & Sick bags can be provided.

But we're all out of loo-roll. Enjoy the 18 hour flight!