Scenes We'd Like to See

[MindBullets]

Don't know how many of you are familiar with Mock the Week. This is basically the last game on the show, where the host gives a scenario and the contestants put forward amusing suggestions for it. Example: http://youtube.com/watch?v=TpXH4f_6N0k

You get some really funny stuff from it. Let's see how funny the escapist forums are. Put forward your own suggestions. Suggest a new subject when you feel the current one's got old.

First subject:
Weird things to hear over a game's voice chat.

 

[Blayze]

Aha, I knew Mock the Week was behind this somehow. First person to do Jimmy gets slapped. Anyway...

"You want me to do what with it, daddy? It doesn't look like a lollypop."

 

[Ultrajoe]

"and then what do you do?"

"Wow, this is hotter than the time that goat wandered in on my and brad"

"Hey guys, i need some advice, red or blue wire?"

"Is it bad to want to cuddle my teacher?"

"Its my 5th birthday, and what an excellent frag i just got!"

 

[revolverwolf]

"Ah...oh, that's nice...Is this thing still on?! Ah shit!!"

And the very best:"Are you paying too much for your car insurance!"

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Along a similar vein to the above post...

"Do you have any grey pupon?"

or

"Pardon me good sir, woulds't thou kindly halt thine spawn camping, tis most annoying and truly unsporting!"

 

[Dinnj]

"I'm siiiiinging in the raaaain...... juuust siiiinging in the raiiin.... it's a wooooonderfuuuuul feeeelin- Hey guys do- better take this of mute first...-"

Or;

"HELP! I'M BEING RAPED! CALL THE POLICE! Get DOWN you *****!"

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

"Get that dog from under my sheets!"

 

[Lazzi]

"are you going to cry this time?"

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

"No bad dog, get down god damn it get down *Screaming*"

"Daddy what's this? Son put that down know *Gun Shot* Damn it someone call an ambulance"

 

[Blayze]

"If you spam the VoIP channel with Mortal Kombonk once more, I'll counter with Showaddywaddy."

 

[Birras]

"Okay guys, now get the fl...OH MY GOD! MICHAEL JACKSON! NOOOoooOOOOoooo *static*"

 

[Johnn Johnston]

"If you spam the VoIP channel with Mortal Kombonk once more, I'll counter with Showaddywaddy."

Dammit, I was gonna use a Showaddywaddy one.

"Haha! You got stabbed in the eyes! That's why you don't mess with Jack Thompson!"

"Oh Christ. I can see it again. And it can see ME!"

And the most unlikely thing to hear someone say on voice chat: "Good game. We may have won, but you guys put up an excellent fight. Better luck next time, guys!"

 

[Blayze]

"Gladiators... READY!"

 

[Johnn Johnston]

"Ok mum, I'll call the ambulance. Just after this one game."

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

"Dude get out of here, Wait why do you....OH DEAR GOD *Screaming like a little girl*"

 

[Johnn Johnston]

"Now you have a bite. He does taste like chicken, honest."

 

[revolverwolf]

"I will gladly have the player 2 controller. You have the player 1 controller, I insist!"

"Friends don't let friends be gnomes!"

 

[The Lyre]

MORTAL KOMBAT!

DOO DOO DOO DOO DO-DE DOO DOO DOO DOO DO-DO...

I may or may not have shouted that in a few games...I regret nothing.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

"Hey man what are you doing with that bat? No get away from me! Help! Oh god!" - Silence

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Dude, what the crap is that thing and why is it on your head?"

"Let's see now... I managed to bind the parameters to CY base and LG orbifold, Hilbert inclusive. conditions could hardly be more ideal."