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MindBullets

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Don't know how many of you are familiar with Mock the Week. This is basically the last game on the show, where the host gives a scenario and the contestants put forward amusing suggestions for it. Example: http://youtube.com/watch?v=TpXH4f_6N0k

You get some really funny stuff from it. Let's see how funny the escapist forums are. Put forward your own suggestions. Suggest a new subject when you feel the current one's got old.

First subject:
Weird things to hear over a game's voice chat.
 

Blayze

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Aha, I knew Mock the Week was behind this somehow. First person to do Jimmy gets slapped. :p Anyway...

"You want me to do what with it, daddy? It doesn't look like a lollypop."
 

Ultrajoe

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"and then what do you do?"

"Wow, this is hotter than the time that goat wandered in on my and brad"

"Hey guys, i need some advice, red or blue wire?"

"Is it bad to want to cuddle my teacher?"

"Its my 5th birthday, and what an excellent frag i just got!"
 

revolverwolf

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"Ah...oh, that's nice...Is this thing still on?! Ah shit!!"

And the very best:"Are you paying too much for your car insurance!"
 

PedroSteckecilo

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Along a similar vein to the above post...

"Do you have any grey pupon?"

or

"Pardon me good sir, woulds't thou kindly halt thine spawn camping, tis most annoying and truly unsporting!"
 

Dinnj

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"I'm siiiiinging in the raaaain...... juuust siiiinging in the raiiin.... it's a wooooonderfuuuuul feeeelin- Hey guys do- better take this of mute first...-"

Or;

"HELP! I'M BEING RAPED! CALL THE POLICE! Get DOWN you *****!"
 

Reasonable Doubt

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"No bad dog, get down god damn it get down *Screaming*"

"Daddy what's this? Son put that down know *Gun Shot* Damn it someone call an ambulance"
 

Blayze

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"If you spam the VoIP channel with Mortal Kombonk once more, I'll counter with Showaddywaddy."
 

Birras

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"Okay guys, now get the fl...OH MY GOD! MICHAEL JACKSON! NOOOoooOOOOoooo *static*"
 

Johnn Johnston

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Blayze said:
"If you spam the VoIP channel with Mortal Kombonk once more, I'll counter with Showaddywaddy."
Dammit, I was gonna use a Showaddywaddy one.

"Haha! You got stabbed in the eyes! That's why you don't mess with Jack Thompson!"

"Oh Christ. I can see it again. And it can see ME!"

And the most unlikely thing to hear someone say on voice chat: "Good game. We may have won, but you guys put up an excellent fight. Better luck next time, guys!"
 

revolverwolf

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"I will gladly have the player 2 controller. You have the player 1 controller, I insist!"

"Friends don't let friends be gnomes!"
 

The Lyre

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MORTAL KOMBAT!

DOO DOO DOO DOO DO-DE DOO DOO DOO DOO DO-DO...

I may or may not have shouted that in a few games...I regret nothing.
 

Anarchemitis

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"Dude, what the crap is that thing and why is it on your head?"

"Let's see now... I managed to bind the parameters to CY base and LG orbifold, Hilbert inclusive. conditions could hardly be more ideal."