School stories

[TMAN10112]

I want to know wat crazy stories you have from when you whent to school. One of my favorite times at school was back in 8th grade during a feild trip to washington that has been going on since the first trip in the 70s. during the 2nd day on the 5 day feild trip there was a dinner cruise where everyone goes on a large boat down the patomic river,has dinner and walks around and talks with freinds for a few hours. i wound up sitting with my freinds matteo, ryan, and cody. After we ate, matteo showed us his broken disposable camera. I have always had a reputation among my freinds of knowing how to turn ordinary things into stuff that could hurt someone and/or destroy cars, although most of it i had never done or been stupid enough to do, so when i saw his camera i convinced him to let me take it apart. After i took the frame off i managed to use a fork to expose a piece of wire that ran from the capaciter(thing in a camera that makes the flash) to the bulb so that you could charge the flash and then touch someone/thing with it and they/it will get one hell of a shock(it REALLY hurts depending on how long you charge it). everyone found this to be very awsome and soon enough matteo was sneaking up behind people and shocking them with it. he got this one kid called brandon with a full charge and it was such a shock that he literaly fell over. the next day people found out that i could modify cameras to shock people and i wound up modifying cameras for 3 other people. it was some feild trip. so wat your stories?

 

[Mstrswrd]

... Wow... well, mine's a bit less... destructive (to anyone but me and my friend), but I still enjoy it.

Every day, my friend and I would take tiny thumbtakcs, line our knuckles with them, and then "pound it" which, for the uninformed, is when you slam your fist with someone elses. Since the tacks were small, they only barely broke skin, but every day, we did this, then the teacher would walk in, see us bleeding onto out desks, and sigh, and then say "You guys did it again, didn't you" One of us would answer. To this day, neither of us knows why we did it.

 

[Tanner fool]

when i was younger i would always get on the roof of my skool
and over the summer from 7th to 8th grade
i decided it would be fun if we( me and my friends) say,... get on the roof of our school
well we got up by climbing on this table and hoisting ourselves up onto the roof
well the school secretary apparently saw us up there and called the janitors to get us off
when the JA's found us they told us to get off
but we just ran away!!! ha
so it ended up with a mad-dash chase with me and 2 of my friends on the roof
and like 5 JA's on the ground
we got away barely by jumping off in the back of the school
that was really fun!!

 

[meatloaf231]

Hooray! Electricity!

Anyways, one very cold day, we were just arriving to school on the bus. The problem was, we couldn't get through the very clogged street leading to the front door, so we had to go around. The other problem then surfaced. The other way consisted of a very large, steep hill. We made it about halfway up when we hit a particularly slippery patch of ice. We started sliding down the hill backwards. The driver, in an attempt to stop the bus, turned the wheels so we would brace against the curb. We didn't. We ended up at about a 45 degree angle to the street propped up against an SUV behind us. Needless to say, the SUV owner was quite put out.

The school brought all the students inside and made each of us sign the usual "I'm ok, I'm not traumatized, I won't sue" papers.

Fun times.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Well so far my school stories arn't much, Helping two kids cheat all year and get 90+ almost everytime on every test.(God damn i'm smart but I got guile.) Fall asleep atleast 2 hours of the schools time cause its either boring or its teaching the lowest denominater.

Had a decent group of freinds last year, It didn't go out of school but I pretty much knew everyone so I had zero for trouble expect for some white boys.(I go to a black school and the white kids are the problems..? Wtf.)

 

[Ace Jackson]

One time, in 7th grade, I forgot to do my homework for English class, and during Social Studies, I told the teacher I had to go to the bathroom and finished it up in the bathroom stall. I was found out, because between the time I returned the paper I had earlier fetched from my locker(I couldn't go back to class with the paper, I didn't have it with me when I left), I had been gone twenty-some minutes. Needless to say, they were suspicious. One of the teachers went to the bathroom to look for me, and when I returned to class, it was revealed to me that the teacher had went looking for me and I was gone. But, I didn't get in any real trouble, and I got my homework done. I didn't learn anything though, that's not what school's for, it's for learning the trick to stay invisible in order to escape the social ferocity of angsty teens who use their angst-fueled skills to either crush your spirit, or crush your face on the bottom of their boots. I hate people my age.....

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

One time, in 7th grade, I forgot to do my homework for English class, and during Social Studies, I told the teacher I had to go to the bathroom and finished it up in the bathroom stall. I was found out, because between the time I returned the paper I had earlier fetched from my locker(I couldn't go back to class with the paper, I didn't have it with me when I left), I had been gone twenty-some minutes. Needless to say, they were suspicious. One of the teachers went to the bathroom to look for me, and when I returned to class, it was revealed to me that the teacher had went looking for me and I was gone. But, I didn't get in any real trouble, and I got my homework done. I didn't learn anything though, that's not what school's for, it's for learning the trick to stay invisible in order to escape the social ferocity of angsty teens who use their angst-fueled skills to either crush your spirit, or crush your face on the bottom of their boots. I hate people my age.....

Eh, If your smart teach the dumb bastards. Also you don't have to do homework from what I have seen in most schools aslong as you don't have a problem with tests. Granted doing your homeworks all fine and good but you don't need to if school comes to you naturally.(It happens with me I fall asleep in class and I go home and video game until I finally go to sleep and I easily pass all my tests and answer 90% of the questions asked by the teacher.(Granted math can be a little difficult if you don't do enough of its repetitions.)

 

[Ace Jackson]

One time, in 7th grade, I forgot to do my homework for English class, and during Social Studies, I told the teacher I had to go to the bathroom and finished it up in the bathroom stall. I was found out, because between the time I returned the paper I had earlier fetched from my locker(I couldn't go back to class with the paper, I didn't have it with me when I left), I had been gone twenty-some minutes. Needless to say, they were suspicious. One of the teachers went to the bathroom to look for me, and when I returned to class, it was revealed to me that the teacher had went looking for me and I was gone. But, I didn't get in any real trouble, and I got my homework done. I didn't learn anything though, that's not what school's for, it's for learning the trick to stay invisible in order to escape the social ferocity of angsty teens who use their angst-fueled skills to either crush your spirit, or crush your face on the bottom of their boots. I hate people my age.....

Eh, If your smart teach the dumb bastards. Also you don't have to do homework from what I have seen in most schools aslong as you don't have a problem with tests. Granted doing your homeworks all fine and good but you don't need to if school comes to you naturally.(It happens with me I fall asleep in class and I go home and video game until I finally go to sleep and I easily pass all my tests and answer 90% of the questions asked by the teacher.(Granted math can be a little difficult if you don't do enough of its repetitions.)

Well, my teachers at my previous school were incredibly incompetent, scheming, and sociopathic(nothing unusual there, har har har), so I was very dumbed down, and I had to do what I could to keep my grades at least average to escape the horrors that the staff left in their wake of anger at the system for destroying their dreams of being a folk-singer or some crap. Besides, I'm home schooled now, so I don't have to put up with the verbal-crap that the teachers spewed at anyone who either did something wrong, or did something right.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Only today, during Geography, one of my friends texted his girlfriend to ask if she was a lesbian.

Heh, the results were hilarious.

 

[Prozoquel]

Well... there haven't been a whole lot of stories about recreational drug use yet, but that's pretty much what my high school experience has centered around. So one time me and two of my friends were taking this over the counter drug called Dramamine that's used for sleep and stuff, but when you take it at high doses it works as a hallucinagen, which is awesome. So we were just downing the pills while the teacher wasn't looking, and then one of my friends who was taking it starts to complain about his legs hurting, and the next thing we know he's freaking out and stumbling out of the room to use the bathroom without telling the teacher. So, he was later found in the bathroom all strung out, and he instantly caved and told the staff what we had been doing. Needless to say, there was a pretty funny and awkard conversation with our school president that followed. But since it is a technically legal drug, they couldn't expel us. Win!

 

[t0mme]

When I was in high school, I was in charge of organizing all the fun stuff in school for a year. Including our famous school basement parties. We usually took the full day of to prepare, which wasn't allowed but completely ignored by anyone with any form authority. When school is out, the only people left were me and my group and a supervising teacher. We needed to get access to a room to provide our dj with the necessary power supply, but we forget to arrange the key for it and the supervising teacher didn't have it. One of us decided to keep the supervisor occupied while me and some of my mates plundered the receptionists lounge for keys. We found a closed key cabinet and the key to that cabinet as well (why lock the cabinet in the first place if you leave the key next to it). So there we were, alone in school with all the keys and all the alarms turned off. We tried all the keys and all the doors and we eventually found a small room filled with crates of wine and a refrigerator with some other alcoholic beverages, probably for some of the many official occasions our school hosted. Needless to say, we kept a key (and some more, including a passkey) and drank a lot of wine that year. And sold some of it too on our parties, wine that is, not the keys.

That was a gooood year.

 

[Khedive Rex]

Hmmm, well in debate tournaments I used to create stealth weapons out of the bottoms of soda cans. Basically you would press them into the palm of your hand and offer to shake hands with other people and it would deliver a couple very shallow cuts. I did it the first time to see if it was possible and then my team mates wanted me to make more so that we could use them against the other teams (although all we ever did was use them against members of our team who weren't thinking clearly.)

Eventually my school got wind and banned them. I didn't really mind, it was starting to get irritating making them.

That's probably the most destructive thing I've done in school. Mischeif is more my thing. If I think of anything that really stands out mischief wise I'll post it later.

 

[Gahars]

I want to know wat crazy stories you have from when you whent to school. One of my favorite times at school was back in 8th grade during a feild trip to washington that has been going on since the first trip in the 70s. during the 2nd day on the 5 day feild trip there was a dinner cruise where everyone goes on a large boat down the patomic river,has dinner and walks around and talks with freinds for a few hours. i wound up sitting with my freinds matteo, ryan, and cody. After we ate, matteo showed us his broken disposable camera. I have always had a reputation among my freinds of knowing how to turn ordinary things into stuff that could hurt someone and/or destroy cars, although most of it i had never done or been stupid enough to do, so when i saw his camera i convinced him to let me take it apart. After i took the frame off i managed to use a fork to expose a piece of wire that ran from the capaciter(thing in a camera that makes the flash) to the bulb so that you could charge the flash and then touch someone/thing with it and they/it will get one hell of a shock(it REALLY hurts depending on how long you charge it). everyone found this to be very awsome and soon enough matteo was sneaking up behind people and shocking them with it. he got this one kid called brandon with a full charge and it was such a shock that he literaly fell over. the next day people found out that i could modify cameras to shock people and i wound up modifying cameras for 3 other people. it was some feild trip. so wat your stories?

I'm guessing spelling wasn't your strongest subject in school then.

But otherwise, interesting story.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

After the grass had been cut at my school, kids found it fun to run around kicking the mounds of cut grass that inevitabely formed. Towards the end of my time there, building plans were being laid out which meant that the parameters of building had been marked with wooden pegs in the ground, to show where the corners would be. Me and my friend Dan were quite early one day so took it upon ourselves to cover one of said pegs with said grass. When the rest of our friends arrived we walked up to them and initiated a race to run over and kick the mound of grass. The person who kicked it first would choose whether we played football or basketball at lunch time. Needless to say it was fun for me seeing my friend Dave do a penalty kick run up to kick what he thought was just grass, and then go flying through the air, rolling a bit...and then getting up looking thoroughly confused. I laughed so hard I cried a little.
From my brothers school we got a letter saying that one of his teachers was getting a sex change over the summer and that when he comes back could my brother please call him "Alice".

 

[Goenitz]

From my brothers school we got a letter saying that one of his teachers was getting a sex change over the summer and that when he comes back could my brother please call him "Alice".

HAHAHA, one year a lady teacher from my school got a sex change too, we had to call HIM Bob. Im so happy im not the only person that had to deal with awkward shit like that. But it makes me wonder, why are so many teacher's getting sex changes?

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I once got 100% (give or take 3 percent) in a test that I had not revised for at all. I celebrated by jumping up, fell out of my seat backwards and dislocated my finger. I was still whooping and celebrating right up until the point where I realised what I had done. Then I started whooping a little bit less, but still celebrating.

 

[Lazzi]

Yeah mine arnt much. One of my high school teacher had our period do a project on the psycology of people. I ended up with the differnces between men and women, Its started otu incently enough. Well any ways she pritned out a paper that she foudn about the development of gender roles though out the progersion of our species. ITs ended up being a porn story about early humans. Its was disturbing, and i actully got marked down when i need have human sexulaity in my project.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Here's one I just remembered. One time, a friend of mine, named Julio, forgot to do his hoemwork. Or, rather, he didn;t feel like doin git... so he ate it. Seriously. Then, when the teacher wanted to know where it was he told her "I ate it." Then, to prove it, he ate another sheet of paper. The teacher laughed so hard, we thought she was going to fall over, and she counted the homework as done. That became a running joke in my school after that. If the HW wasn't done "Julio ate it!"

 

[Zombie_King]

Here's one I just remembered. One time, a friend of mine, named Julio, forgot to do his hoemwork. Or, rather, he didn;t feel like doin git... so he ate it. Seriously. Then, when the teacher wanted to know where it was he told her "I ate it." Then, to prove it, he ate another sheet of paper. The teacher laughed so hard, we thought she was going to fall over, and she counted the homework as done. That became a running joke in my school after that. If the HW wasn't done "Julio ate it!"

Where did you and Julio hang out? By the schoolyard? Boop boop boop boop de doop...

 

[FrankDux]

Here's one I just remembered. One time, a friend of mine, named Julio, forgot to do his hoemwork. Or, rather, he didn;t feel like doin git... so he ate it. Seriously. Then, when the teacher wanted to know where it was he told her "I ate it." Then, to prove it, he ate another sheet of paper. The teacher laughed so hard, we thought she was going to fall over, and she counted the homework as done. That became a running joke in my school after that. If the HW wasn't done "Julio ate it!"

That's hysterical. I wish I had thought of something like that. I bet I've had a few teachers that would have been so impressed or been laughing so hard that there wouldn't have been consequences.