School stories

[Shivari]

In 6th grade my whole class knew that music class was a joke so we did quite a bit of stuff in there. There was one time when the teacher said that we were going to do one thing or another that we considered fun or whatever, so people in the class started cheering. As the teacher's back was turned I stood up, screamed at the top of my lungs, and then sat back down looking around with a surprised look like I had no idea where it came from. The teacher couldn't tell who had done it so she asked someone in the class to tell her, but no one said a word. She then assigned us each to write a 200 word essay on being good in music or something like that.

Now everyone in the class knew that I was the one that did it, and I was prepared for someone to eventually decide they didn't want to do the assignment and tell her, but the bell rang and we all moved to our next class.

Another time in music class I got a detention for something. It was a morning detention before school, and I really didn't want to alert my parents to it (they had to sign the slip) or serve the detention at all. So the next day my mom drove me to school at regular time and she drove away. I then sprinted around the perimeter of the building so that I seemed out of breath and then went inside to the music room. I told her that my mom's car had broken down and that I had to run here. I was able to convince her and the other kid that was serving detention. At the end of the detention she asked for the detention slips and I shamefully said that I accidentally left the slip in the car and that I probably wouldn't get it back because the car was getting repaired. She once again bought the story and I moved on to my first class where I told the kid that was also in detention about my plot.

I have a few more but I don't want to fill up one post with a wall of text.

 

[Unmannedperson]

My greatest claim has to be shared with 30+ other people. On the last day of our senior year of high school, we all brought our laptops and held a massive lan-party AT SCHOOL! It was pretty epic. Every room at our school has a computer and every computer is connected to each other. So what we did was we plugged our laptops into the Ethernet ports and played away each class period (Being the last day, the teachers didn't mind as they had nothing for us to do). Every hour and a half, we got up, went to our next class, and jacked-in again.

During lunch (an hour), we all got together in the massive amphitheater in the middle of school, brought out a 64-port LAN switch from the XBox 360 club (yes, we had an on-campus XBox 360 club, as well as a Nintendo club and LAN club, the latter of which arraigned all of this), and played away at lunch. The school administrators got so pissed as technically we were not breaking any of the rules.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Here's one I just remembered. One time, a friend of mine, named Julio, forgot to do his hoemwork. Or, rather, he didn;t feel like doin git... so he ate it. Seriously. Then, when the teacher wanted to know where it was he told her "I ate it." Then, to prove it, he ate another sheet of paper. The teacher laughed so hard, we thought she was going to fall over, and she counted the homework as done. That became a running joke in my school after that. If the HW wasn't done "Julio ate it!"

One time in class, someone passed a note out (I don't remember what the note actually said) and it got to me and the teacher saw it. The guy who originally passed it yelled out "BEN, EAT IT!" So I did. The teacher just rolled her eyes and nobody got in trouble or anything

One year our whole class went to Science Camp. There were these little buildings by the bunkhouses where the bathrooms were. One day someone discovered the words "I <3 (heart) YOU" written on the wall in the bath building in shit! We were pretty sure this one kid did it, but he never fessed up. After that it turned into a joke about how you have to look out for the "Poop Monster" LOL.

 

[TomNook]

I was late to my class after lunch because I got a lapdance. Thats my craziest.

 

[fat american]

If you had my teacher's you would have gotten chewed out. Some kids in my class stole some shards of obsidian and started high-fiving people with it in between their finger's. My teacher's got pissed and gave us long winded speaches that ate up class time so everyone loved them.

 

[Haliwali]

Most of the old-timers on this board have heard me mention the... Tree thing.
I believe this will be the first time I actually tell you what it is.
When I was a high school freshman, I took all sorts of retarded bets, you know "Eat this" or "Punch that guy." One day as we were waiting for our rides after school someone bet me to go... do the nasty to a tree on school grounds. In plain view of teachers, staff, parents, students, the whole shibang. I did. They saw.
Totally worth the detention though.

 

[fat american]

Most of the old-timers on this board have heard me mention the... Tree thing.
I believe this will be the first time I actually tell you what it is.
When I was a high school freshman, I took all sorts of retarded bets, you know "Eat this" or "Punch that guy." One day as we were waiting for our rides after school someone bet me to go... do the nasty to a tree on school grounds. In plain view of teachers, staff, parents, students, the whole shibang. I did. They saw.
Totally worth the detention though.

Did you get splinters? Seriously, how do you do that to a tree?

 

[Haliwali]

Did you get splinters? Seriously, how do you do that to a tree?

Nope, no splinters.

Funny side-note, the following Monday I was summoned to the office for discipline. After a brief chat with my administrator, she decided to call my mother. After a brief conversation on speaker phone, my mom's first words to me were, "Did you use protection?" ON SPEAKER PHONE

 

[ThaBenMan]

I was late to my class after lunch because I got a lapdance. Thats my craziest.

From, like, a stripper? Or a class-mate?

 

[Haliwali]

I was late to my class after lunch because I got a lapdance. Thats my craziest.

From, like, a stripper? Or a class-mate?

Both... at the same time... NO WAIT- THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON!

 

[cheesemanxl]

I was late to my class after lunch because I got a lapdance. Thats my craziest.

From, like, a stripper? Or a class-mate?

Both... at the same time... NO WAIT- THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON!

Thats F#%!ing amazing (if its true)


i think my craziest story was when me and my friends laid a stink bomb in the morning and in my next class everone was like dude did u smell that and stuff but noone ever foun out who it was

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Uhh...

Pushed a 6 foot x 3 foot x 2 foot rock down a cliff on a school trip (nearly hitting someone)
Stepped backwards off a 20 foot tall cliff.
Got 10,000 lines for running ahead of the teachers.
Knocked someone out and into hospital with a rounders ball.
Locked the Admin out of the School Computer System.
Dropped concentrated sulphuric acid on my coat.

Few things I'm not overly proud of.

 

[Erana]

I had created a giant snowball.
Then all the "cool kids" started kicking it. The supervision would not intervene, so I, the advocate for the nerds and unpopular people, had all the people I like come and destroy the snowball to spite the jerks who were initially breaking it.

The best part was when one of the rude students went up and complained to the teacher, who had been watching the whole time, and she couldn't suppress her laughter.

 

[Typecast]

When I was in grade 2 my friend and I would have "swearing sessions" as we walked home. The route was the important part, because we jumped the back fence of the school and conducted our swearing sessions while cutting through the neighbouring old folks home. My friend was a girl by the way.