Science!: Please Feed the Bears!

[Mr. Mike]

I'd love to see what this guy's secret is. I'm religious and all, but that defies all science. Even blinking requires energy, so he must be getting it from somewhere.

 

[Dyp100]

And soon, man shall tame bears; dogs, cats and bears shall live in homes, fighting for our love...And it will be awesome.

 

[SnipErlite]

I have my suspicions about that guy. Gotta be a catch somewhere............or he's a zombie.

Zombie? Don't be silly! He's clearly some form of vampire.

The bear story reminds me of how wolves eventually became dogs. I really hope to see domesticated bears in the future.

Ah my bad, of course.

Although vampires without a working circulatory system also don't work.

But domesticated bears? Hell yeah. The Soviet Union has already trained them up for fighting (Woo for Red Alert), so.......

 

[Drakmeire]

No way has he gone 70 years without food or water. the only way it would be possible to live that long without food would be if he had the ability to use photosynthesis which would be cool but all creatures need some type of food and water so this guy is definitely a fake

 

[MajoraPersona]

I want a bear too...

 

[paragon1]

I have my suspicions about that guy. Gotta be a catch somewhere............or he's a zombie.

Zombie? Don't be silly! He's clearly some form of vampire.

The bear story reminds me of how wolves eventually became dogs. I really hope to see domesticated bears in the future.

Ah my bad, of course.

Although vampires without a working circulatory system also don't work.

But domesticated bears? Hell yeah. The Soviet Union has already trained them up for fighting (Woo for Red Alert), so.......

Hmm, good point. Some sort of golem or robot, maybe?

 

[gmacarthur81]

Bear pets would be awesome. Maybe you could cross them with pot bellied pigs and get little pot bellied bears.

 

[SnipErlite]

Hmm, good point. Some sort of golem or robot, maybe?

Oh yeah a Golem could work. Although they're generally easier to spot and find it difficult going incognito as an old indian chap.

 

[DigitalSushi]

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn10514-naturalborn-painkiller-found-in-human-saliva-.html

Screw morphine*, I'll lick myself until i'm in a blissfully pain free state.

*thats rubbish, anyone else here had an operation and were the lucky recipients of a morphine dispenser, press and button and 10 minutes of pure goodness.

 

[Grahav]

Brazil has no bears ; only jaguars, and they are vicious kitties.