Scientists Extract 'Blood' From Dinosaur Bones

Booze Zombie

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I'm buying a crate of TNT and another crate full of moonshine. I'd like to see those pesky dinos get me then! Actually, I wouldn't... but you know what I mean.
 

Trivun

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When the dinosaur apocalypse comes, we'll simply sacrifice /b/ as a tribute to save the rest of us. Although since 'sacrifice' means giving up something that means something to you, would /b/ really count as a sacrifice? Anyway, being serious, I'm kind of interested in this and it would be really great if they could use current technology to perhaps clone dinosaur organs and such (not a full dinosaur, too dangerous, we'd need better control, plus current technology isn't quite that advanced yet as far as I'm aware). Cloning said organs and so on, and studying the genetic patterns of dinosaurs could be really useful in further prehistoric research. That said, they could always go and find an anomaly and capture a living dinosaur... (if you understand the reference you win a cookie)
 

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How about this time, the cloners don't let a mole into the facility who shuts down the power, or put more dinos on a second island, or transport any of them on a ship to the mainland (the third movie does not exist). So long as they don't do any of that, bring on Jurassic Park.
 

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*picks up totally legal nuke that wasn't bought from Russians*

Im ready. *readies other more practical weapons and activates magnetic locks*
 

Glerken

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Why does everyone want to hunt the dinosaurs.
I for one, am siding with them when the dinosaur resistance comes to the battlefield.

Oh and you don't want to ride into battle on a pterodactyl? That's what I thought.
 

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Broken Wings said:
Excuse my ignorance but why is this important research for scientists to be doing?
Imagine the most awesome thing ever.
Now have it riding a T-rex.


That's why this research is important.
 

Sable Gear

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Indigo_Dingo said:
Wow. Guess you really can get blood from a stone.
Lulz. You know what would be neat, if they bred them "teacup"-size, like for little housepets. Preferably little herbivores though, I don't want my pets eating one another...