Scorpion, Impressionist

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I laughed, but for probably unrelated reasons.

See, MK9 goes all-out in terms of storytelling. It's basically Saturday-morning cartoon quality, but compared to the storylines packed by the previous MKs, it's the freaking Odyssey. The same goes for character development.

And, well, that comic makes Scorpion out to be something OTHER than consumed by rage, which is a nice change. The Scorpion section of MK9's story mode got on my nerves.

Scorpion: "RRRAAAAGGGH, YOU KILLED MY FAMILY, AAARRGH!"
Raiden: "Don't kill Bi Han, I can put in a good word for you with Chtulhu if you let him live. Uh, I mean, the Elder Gods."
Scopion: "RAAAAGH- Oh, okay."

Quan Chi: "Kill him!"
Scorpion: "Not gonna!" *insert pout*
Quan Chi: "Fine, I'll just show you stuff you should already know and that your agreement with Raiden would suggest you're capable of overcoming, but you're going to get all Emo and Hardcore on us because that's the only thing the lazy screenwriters can think of, when you're concerned."
Scorpion: "No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAAWR-ARGH-BLARG!" *Skeleton Face Mode, activate*
Bi Han: "Derp."

Scorpion: *moar screams and fiyah*
Raiden: *facepalm*
Shang Tsung: *trollface.jpg*
 

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Biodeamon said:
wai how does she have bruises? wasn't the guy just a figment of her imagination? if so how'd she get in the bar fight?
Short answer: Fight Club, Long Answer: She likely didn't try to fight Link rather someone else while trusting Link would play the Noble Knight and come to her rescue if it got to out of hand. the better question is how she got out of it and to the empty building.
 

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That was some good laughing there, it was. 'Tis a good pun you made there. Made me laugh fairly hard. That look on Sub-Zero's face at the end does it for me. XD
 

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theultimateend said:
Kungfu_Teddybear said:
Wow, that's just cold.

EDIT: Damn ninjas.
LITERALLY!

BAHAHAHAHAHA.

...because...they are both ninjas.
Yeah... that was my intention. That edit was totally supposed to be another pun, because I'm that funny and clever...

 

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That is grade A. Me and a few friends JUST finished playing mortal kombat and other fighters all night XD so for me it was topical too.
 

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canadamus_prime said:
Hahahahahahahahaha

Who knew Scorpion had a sense of humor?
He didn't? I got the impression from those ads that his jokes were downright...deadly.
 

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Sub: "Oh, you can go straight to h--"
Scorpion: "Been there, done that"
 

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Kungfu_Teddybear said:
theultimateend said:
Kungfu_Teddybear said:
Wow, that's just cold.

EDIT: Damn ninjas.
LITERALLY!

BAHAHAHAHAHA.

...because...they are both ninjas.
Yeah... that was my intention. That edit was totally supposed to be another pun, because I'm that funny and clever...

I giggled like a 30 year old man watching my little pony when I read your comment plus the shifty eyes.

Which would be less weird if I wasn't literally at work right now >_>.
 

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theultimateend said:
I giggled like a 30 year old man watching my little pony when I read your comment plus the shifty eyes.
Why do I recognize myself in that sentence?

Also, I'm so glad to see this strip back to being about videogame humour.
 

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Biodeamon said:
wai how does she have bruises? wasn't the guy just a figment of her imagination? if so how'd she get in the bar fight?
She started the bar fight with some other random people, they probs just (rightly so) thought she was nuts and battered her when she started on them. I'd say at this point not only does she hallucinate, she's got split personality disorder too, given she managed to get to "Links" house and imagined being hung out of the window.
 

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This was a nICE little joke in the strip. Too bad there have been so many BONEHEADed commenters running with the obvious jokes.

side note: Keanu Reeves should be driving that bus to complete the obvious jokes triumvirate.