My original screen names were rather unoriginal, and my avatars equally so. Rockman, Tallgeese59, stuff like that. Eventually I got tired of the whole numbering thing, and being among the over 9000 Rockmen and Tallgeese(s?) already waddling about the internet, so like so many other people, I decided I wanted to be unique (IRONY'D!).
Me and a friend went to another friend's house for the weekend once and he was playing Metroid Prime, fighting against Ridley. I was going to remark for some reason that he looked like a pterodactyl, but at the time the word for the winged, beaked, ancient animal escaped me, so I blurted out the word for another animal with a beak, which happened to be a duck. I would then go on to describe anything else we saw on TV that had a beak as "looking like a duck."
I went to the fridge to go get my sandwich that I brought, announcing to my friends that I was going to do so.
"A duck sandwich?" one of them said. We were also in the middle of making a hockey time in franchise mode of NHL Hitz 2003, so given the amount of space available for our team name, we named our team "Ducksandwch"
In my English class, I was required to write a few poems, and one of the poems I wrote was the following haiku:
Duck Sandwich
The Lord of the Pond
Eternal Glory of Bread
Behold, they are one
Later on, I ended up entering it in my school's poetry contest. And won 1st place.
Sure, food names have already been around (as evidenced by the presence of 10 Dollar Bagel, The Potato Lord), but I think I can lay claim to the title of being the only person in the world who has ever written a haiku about duck sandwiches (Or at least the first).
As for my avatar, I made it with MS Paint to match my screen name as soon as I found out you could use avatars and spray paint pictures in Team Fortress 2. It is an admittedly half-assed attempt at a duck, in front of a slice of brown bread (white bread sucks) to represent a sandwich. One time a guy asked me "what's with the bird and toast?", so eventually I'm going to make a new duck sandwich avatar and do a better job.
PurpleRain said:
But why dress in purple?!
I always thought he was made purple in order to complete the Mortal Kombat Ninja Rainbow.