Screw Prom

[RhombusHatesYou]

By the time my high school's prom-equivalent rolled around I was not only banned from all extra-cirricular activities I'd also gotten myself a life ban from the venue it was held at. I spent what would be 'prom night' at the pub shooting pool, knocking back whisky and chatting up backpackers from the local hostel.

 

[Crazygit]

Use the 900 as part of your Bail money. I leave the rest up to you...

 

[azncutthroat]

The Halo drinking game sounds promising and is probably the easier of your two current ideas to put into action. Shouldn't take long to pass out if your going to do it on legendary.

Yeah, I was thinking about hooking up 3 360s and TVs, then seeing who can last the longest.

 

[RootbeerJello]

You know what to do:

Spoiler

It had to be done. Thank you for making this truly one of the most amazingly awesome threads ever XD

 

[tthor]

i actually can't wait for prom~
but i have a date, and my prom just costs $35 lol

 

[azncutthroat]

You guys should do the piano thing but with, something non-musical, I don't really know. But I agree that destroying working musical instruments is not cool (Whoever put forward the idea first, don't take that too seriously.) Considering you're gonna have hash brownies on hand, pretty much anything you do will wind up seeming hilariously awesome. I highly recommend fireworks if they're legal in you're area.

Sorry, fireworks are banned in NY. Anyway, I don't think we should be handling explosives while drunk and high. There's plenty of fun stuff without any dangerous element.

 

[Composer]

Gum balls! Think of the incredible amount you can afford!

i support this so much.!

 

[Angryman101]

You could just...you know, go to prom. I thought it was pretty fun.

 

[ethaninja]

What Kelbar said. Thats really the only way to go these days You've got your games, entertainment, and food all in one room. What could be better?

 

[Crazygit]

What Kelbar said. Thats really the only way to go these days You've got your games, entertainment, and food all in one room. What could be better?

Girls?

 

[RootbeerJello]

You guys should do the piano thing but with, something non-musical, I don't really know. But I agree that destroying working musical instruments is not cool (Whoever put forward the idea first, don't take that too seriously.) Considering you're gonna have hash brownies on hand, pretty much anything you do will wind up seeming hilariously awesome. I highly recommend fireworks if they're legal in you're area.

Sorry, fireworks are banned in NY. Anyway, I don't think we should be handling explosives while drunk and high. There's plenty of fun stuff without any dangerous element.

True enough. But still, now I'm pretty fixated on a suitable substitute for the piano thing. Anyone got any ideas?

 

[Random Argument Man]

Prom was boring as fuck. I bought the wrong shoes. My heels were bleeding after 3 hours. My then girlfriend decided to break up right before prom. I was left out.

However, I had a lot of fun at the after-party. My advice would be try to know where's the after party and go to it after your activity.

 

[azncutthroat]

What Kelbar said. Thats really the only way to go these days You've got your games, entertainment, and food all in one room. What could be better?

Girls?

 

[jad4400]

Dude, just go with your friends to the prom. I know some people who wen't really into the whole "Lets have a magical time a prom and laa de da", but they just went as friends to hang out and have a good time. They had a blast.

So just go with your friends, sure you may not want to, but you never know what good time you may have(or what parties you may be invited to)

 

[Yokai]

A hundred and eighty bucks? Seriously? Mine is $25. And they go to a club and everything...
Buy the materials for a flamethrower (not difficult), find some instructions online, build the thing, then use it to cook $600 worth of hot dogs.

 

[Yoshemo]

I wish I could do that.. but my parents are FORCING me to go, despite me not having a date, not liking more than 2 people there, all my other friends not going, and they know Im gay!

You know what to do:

Spoiler

....wow

 

[kotorfan04]

Gang banging a prostitute sounds like a golden idea. It would be a party you would all remember, and then if you kill her before you pay her you still have $900 to throw around on... and this is where the plan gets off the chain: more prostitutes. Or if you want to stay within the confines of the "law." I suppose you could just I don't know host the greatest prom after party in all of creation and then deny anyone but your friends entry, or as I call it the Eric Cartman approach.

(But really why not try killing the prostitutes. Be the life of the party as you kill a young confused girl who has made one bad decision after another.)

And yes I am going to hell, please do not kill prostitutes or commit other felonies because of this post. Seriously it depends on what your friends like.

 

[azncutthroat]

I wish I could do that.. but my parents are FORCING me to go, despite me not having a date, not liking more than 2 people there, all my other friends not going, and they know Im gay!

You know what to do:

Spoiler

....wow

It's even on Rockband! [http://www.rockband.com/songs/gaybar]

I'll wait for you to stop being mesmerized.

 

[blackwind14]

I can't belive anyone hasn't suggested this so far;

Spend it on bacon.

 

[derelict]

Lan Party w/ strippers and nachos.

"Get your tits out the way *****! Can't you see I'm flyin' internet spaceships?!?"



I'm going to second the crash the real prom idea. That'd get you some history with the school, no doubt