Screw The Rules

[Barbas]

Screw the drunk, I'm not rules!

Shcrew the rulesh of common feckin' deshenshy! I know my limitsh, thangyew very musch!

Shyeah? Well, shcrew limitsh, I hash...ersh...*topples off chair*

Shpectaculoush! *Thud*.

 

[FPLOON]

Screw edibility, you'll never be able to consume it all anyway!

Screw that, I'll take it all!

Screw it, you get NOTHING AND NO BAG OF CHIPS!

 

[Barbas]

Screw it, you get NOTHING AND NO BAG OF CHIPS!

Screw that, I summon Wheaton!

 

[FPLOON]

Screw that, I summon Wheaton!

Screw the rules, I will NOT play more games!

Oh wait...

 

[Barbas]

Screw the rules, I command thee to liiiiiiive!

 

[FPLOON]

Screw the rules, I command thee to liiiiiiive!

Screw the rules, I'm blowing up this thread...
>.>
<.<
...with DYNAMITE!

 

[Barbas]

Screw the rules, I'm blowing up this thread...
>.>
<.<
...with DYNAMITE!

Screw the rules, son, it can't be done!

 

[FPLOON]

Screw the rules, son, it can't be done!

Screw the rules, just you wait!

Spoiler: soon

http://derpicdn.net/media/W1siZiIsIjIwMTIvMTIvMjkvMjFfMDdfMTlfODQ0XzE5Njk3OV9fVU5PUFRfX3NhZmVfcGlua2llX3BpZV9hbmltYXRlZF9naWZfbW91c3RhY2hlX3Nwb2lsZXJzMDNlMDlfNTBkZjViODZhNGM3MmRjNzNiMDAwZWFlXzUwZGY1Yjg2YTRjNzJkYzczYjAwMGVhZiJdXQ/196979__safe_pinkie-pie_animated_spike-at-your-service_spoiler-s03e09_moustache_50df5b86a4c72dc73b000eae.gif.gif

 

[Barbas]

(Snip).

Screw the rules, she can't even flyyy!

 

[FPLOON]

Screw the rules, she can't even flyyy!

Screw thr rules, I have proof!

Spoiler: See?

http://iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de/mlp/gif/245627__UNOPT__safe_twilight-sparkle_rainbow-dash_pinkie-pie_fluttershy_rarity_applejack_animated_balloons_spoiler-s03e13_50fcdff5a4c72d3c330001a5.gif.gif

 

[Barbas]

(Screw that!)

I can see David Blaine orchestrating everything in the background!

 

[FPLOON]

I can see David Blaine orchestrating everything in the background!

Screw that logic! It's actually...

Spoiler: The Great and Powerful

TRIXIE!
http://i52.tinypic.com/2d1jk2r.gif

 

[Barbas]

(Fraudulence).

Screw that, she's a fraud! She can't even wizzard properly!

 

[FPLOON]

(Does she even wizard!)

Screw your accusations, I have proof she can wizard properly!

Spoiler: See for yourself...

http://iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de/mlp/gif/169464__UNOPT__safe_animated_trixie_foal_snails_snips_spoiler-s03e05_magic-duel_age-regression.gif

 

[Barbas]

(Trickery!)

Screw that, you can clearly see the backstage ninjas substituting the subjects out for previously midgetified versions!

 

[FPLOON]

(You confusing ninjas with Trixie!)

Screw this blasphemy, everyone knows that the "ninjas" appear in a different episode all together!
And yes, that was all Trixie! No "ninjas" required!

Spoiler: All day! Everyday!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-s_mOzBELGBQ/ULqoWzkZ9nI/AAAAAAABGKU/g5Ll9Th3_DQ/s1600/169502__UNOPT__safe_animated_trixie_spoiler-s03e05_magic-duel.gif

 

[SirDerpy]

(Implying something about Trixie)

Screw your implications, there are fifteen ninjas in that .gif alone!

Spoiler: See, she is fighting them off even as we speak!

 

[FPLOON]

("Trixie with 15 Ninjas" gif!)

Screw that gif, she's obviously fighting them off... and winning, too!

Spoiler: Next, you'll tell me that...

In this gif, it's wasn't the ninjas that tripped her!
http://mlpforums.com/uploads/post_images/img-2162805-2-169203__safe_animated_trixie_plot_spoiler-s03e05_adorable_gif_adorable-as-fuck_adorkable_faceplant_trip_tripse.gif

 

[Barbas]

Screw the rules, we need more sugar and twice as much coffee!

 

[Malbourne]

Screw the rules. I've got a bad case of the blues and a good case of the greens!