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Rascarin

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How many Escapists does it take to fix a light bulb?

All of them - one to fix the light, and the rest to say that the light has already been fixed a dozen times before.
 

Player 2

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Why would you want to come up with any anyway? you're just encouraging the people who cry search bar at the start of every thread.
 

wolfy098

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Can you even make Search Bar jokes?
At least give us an example, you lazy sod.
How many Escapists does it take to fix a light bulb?

All of them - one to fix the light, and the rest to say that the light has already been fixed a dozen times before.


See someone has :p
 

Soxafloppin

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Rascarin said:
How many Escapists does it take to fix a light bulb?

All of them - one to fix the light, and the rest to say that the light has already been fixed a dozen times before.
haha nice. Thats the only joke possible in this catagory though.
 

NeedAUserName

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wolfy098 said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Can you even make Search Bar jokes?
At least give us an example, you lazy sod.
How many Escapists does it take to fix a light bulb?

All of them - one to fix the light, and the rest to say that the light has already been fixed a dozen times before.


See someone has :p
You should include one in your original post, instead of using other peoples.
 

wolfy098

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needausername said:
wolfy098 said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Can you even make Search Bar jokes?
At least give us an example, you lazy sod.
How many Escapists does it take to fix a light bulb?

All of them - one to fix the light, and the rest to say that the light has already been fixed a dozen times before.


See someone has :p
You should include one in your original post, instead of using other peoples.
but but but ...
I'm lazy.........
 

Datalord

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Today, i was searching google for information on myocardial infarctions, what i got was jokes about massive internal farts
 

Dr Ampersand

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What did the guy who walked into the Escapist Cafe find that was always on sale?

Answer: Repeat Bread!

MaxTheReaper said:
Yo momma so search bar, she search bar!

...I'm going to go hang myself.
I should probably join you now that I said my joke.
 

similar.squirrel

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An Escapist walked into a bar..a search bar.

I'm going to copy Max and his hanging idea.

EDIT: Shit. Ninja'd.
 

messy

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A man goes into a bar, the bartender says would he like to have a drink called the "search bar" the man does so. He drinks it, pays his tab and leaves. On the way home he sees a search bar walking past and says "hey did you know there's a drink named after you" to which the search bar replies

"There's a drink called Marvin?"

In case you wondering you can pretty much place any noun in place of search bar
 

New Troll

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A troll, a stable XBox, a JRPG fanboy and a search bar visit a thread on The escapist. Who comments first?

The troll, for the other three are figments of your fucking imagination.