Search jokes

[Souplex]

So for every 20 search nazis there is one clever search nazi who incorporates a funny little joke into their demand for searches. What is your favorite search joke? Mine is on a how do you kill Blank thread. Launch Blank into the search bar.

 

[ssgt splatter]

So let me get this straight. You want us to go to Google and type in "how do you kill..." or any other random question? Am I interpreting this correctly?

 

[Souplex]

No, you know how the search nazis say use the search bar but sometimes they incorporate it into a clever joke?

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

So let me get this straight. You want us to go to Google and type in "how do you kill..." or any other random question? Am I interpreting this correctly?

He's saying that rather than people simply shouting USE THE SEARCH BAR, some will incorporate this comment with something relevant to the actual topic.

Am I getting the right idea here?

 

[GodsOneMistake]

In soviet Russia Bar searches you...

(ugh that was painful)

 

[Harlemura]

To be honest, I haven't seen any Search Bar recommendations recently so I can't think of any that I found funny. Actually, I don't remember finding any funny...

 

[Xvito]

So for every 20 search nazis there is one clever search nazi who incorporates a funny little joke into their demand for searches. What is your favorite search joke? Mine is on a how do you kill Blank thread. Launch Blank into the search bar.

Not really a joke but... Please use the Search-Bar in the future. This thread has already been done... Seriously.

Edit: I actually searched for "search" using the Search-Bar.

 

[ssgt splatter]

So let me get this straight. You want us to go to Google and type in "how do you kill..." or any other random question? Am I interpreting this correctly?

He's saying that rather than people simply shouting USE THE SEARCH BAR, some will incorporate this comment with something relevant to the actual topic.

Am I getting the right idea here?

Well, I really didn't know what he wanted me to do so that's why I asked him...but I get it now.

The seach bar is like brushing your teeth. You really should do it, but you're too lazy to.

 

[leviathanmisha]

The search bar is like a kitty, it can purr one moment, and then bite your hand off the next.

 

[Hazy]

"The Search Bar is like a prosthetic limb for a limbless man.. USE IT!"
Just made that little baby up

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

"Spy sappin' mah FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS WAS A MASSIVE THREAD USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION, JUST ONCE, IT CAN'T HURT YOU!!!!!!"
i had to search for that though so it might not count..
who ever wrote it should copy write it before i quote him too many times

 

[AboveUp]

So this guy walks into the search bar...

No good? Damnit...

 

[El Poncho]

Eh ok I will give this ago. Whats this? I see something in my crystal ball it says... Use the Search bar.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

You should try out this new chocolate bar they made. It's called Search.

I know, that was a bad one, just made it up right now.

 

[Casual Shinji]

The search bar is like a candy bar..........They're like......,ya know..........both...bars.

(My CarrotTop joke.)

 

[Ironic]

Stare into the search bar too long, and the search bar stares into you...

 

[matsugawa]

The search bar is your friend, and not a "MySpace friend," we're talking a "Come and bail your ass out of jail at one in the morning" friend."