Sega Lets You Play Videogames with Your Pee

[Carlston]

Wow...

The only thing I can think of are the warnings that will be on the game when it comes out.

The horror...the horror...

 

[Imp Poster]

they just completely made this thing unisex, you just slashed your already tiny market of people who like doing stuff while going to the Bathroom in half

Just out of curiosity, how do you think a lady version might work?

Like turning on the water for a water slide. No more water(piss), no more sliding. Ugh, not a high point of my day, but I thought of an answer to your question, I might as well write it. Believe me, I am not proud, but I accept that I am kind of:

 

[theriddlen]

This is one of stupidest ideas i ever heard... and yet it's brilliant.

As for ladies, while peeing would not be the good thing for a game, but what about tampons with gyroscope? Endless possibilities!

 

[Macgyvercas]

Wait, you mean they made it so you can have some fun with taking a whiz?

*jots down yet another reason to move to Japan*

 

[v3n0mat3]

Now I want *TO SEE them make games to play while you poo and/or vomit.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

In America,these things would get killed so quickly.I live in Texas and know that people would either vandalize it one way or another

 

[UltimatheChosen]

I... They... It...

WHAT?

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Funny, considering most of Sega's games aren't even worth pissing on to begin with.

 

[Mike Laserbeam]

Haha that's brilliant!
Giving an incentive for accurate urination, now if only there was some way to instil punishments for those members of society who deem the floor just as valid a place for piss as a urinal...

 

[teh_Canape]

may I ask, who pisses long enough to actually PLAY the game?

you know, just wondering

 

[Fiery Killer]

Damn. As if Japanese toilets weren't already badass enough.

 

[standokan]

The moment I read the title I thought "JAPAN!" and I was right, the thing I'm getting interested in now is pooping games.

 

[Tim Latshaw]

Wait, you mean they made it so you can have some fun with taking a whiz?

*jots down yet another reason to move to Japan*

This is pretty much the brunt of it. I'm having trouble seeing why some people are getting bent out of shape over this. It's a quick little gimmick for club and bar restrooms, not an actual marketable game that needs to appeal to the masses.

 

[mjc0961]

Right, this is like that thing they put in some bars in... I want to say Texas but I'm not sure that's right... Where the urinal lets you play a racing game that's rigged so you lose to try and warn you off from drunk driving. But yeah, good job jogging along behind that bandwagon as usual, SEGA.

Here it is. Not Texas, Germany.
http://www.piss-screen.de/

 

[XT inc]

Prepare the awkward local multiplayer. In before floor sensors so you can see how far away you can pee into the urinal.

 

[Archemetis]

It's not that weird, it's essentially the electronic equivalent of those thermal-activated bullseye stickers you sometimes see in urinals to make sure drunk dudes hit the right mark.

The amount of times me and a mate made a contest out of who could make all four light up in a single session...

Walking sideways AND peeing... not a mix that goes well often.

 

[Kenjitsuka]

"Would I start drinking as much water as I could to keep me going to the john to rack up that high score in Graffiti Eraser? Hells yeah, I would."

Just cheat and bring a bottle of water which you can squeeze?
But then, maybe the other guys would not believe it and want to see you in action.
Which I personally would not like, but hey... unless you go to Tokyo it's all hypothetical

 

[lacktheknack]

Why? Why milk out of your nose?

WHY?!

 

[Danpascooch]

FINALLY! I have been waiting my whole life for this, finally technology is being used properly, this will absolutely change my life forever.