Sell the user above you!

[Barbas]

It's adorable. Fifty thousand dollars.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Actually he is useless. You can have him for free if you want.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

What child wouldn't want a stuffed animal that plays back! Rabbitboys are available at all major retailers and can be yours for just $8.99!

 

[Barbas]

Frank Sinatra's corpse, stuffed and posed. Eighty-six million dolaru.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Do you need a sentient spam-bot?
Well why not Barbas?

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Have you ever wanted a Susseian bus? Drive for hours with our easy to use control setup! Guaranteed to work great even in the deserts of the U.S.! It can be yours for $35,000 before tax and title!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

He's made of chocolate!

 

[Barbas]

Give me several thousand dollars Canadian for this rare specimen! He'll ruin all your electronics, but your electricity bills will be cut right down!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This one is a popular model.

*overprices the hell out of him*

 

[Barbas]

Unlimited power, yours for only 999.90 USD.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Bidding starts at $5 U.S. Buy it now price $98,000.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

$10,000

Assassin kitty costs serious money!

 

[Barbas]

1.000 USD. You may never see that face again!

 

[Dalek Caan]

Can defy the laws of physics and regularly change its face. Perfect tool for any crime boss!

555,555.55 Pound Sterling.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Today and today only if you buy one regularly priced Escapist member you get this spinning Dalek Caan for just a penny!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

KILLER KITTY! KILLER KITTY! $24 for a half dozen litter!

KILLER KITTY!

KILLER KITTY!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Do you remember when Pokemon was that confusing, possibly seizure inducing, weirdness from Japan? Well that nostalgic feeling can be yours when you buy Redlin5 for just $9.22!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

A kitty impersonating the dramatic groundhog!

Own him for only $6,000.89.

 

[Headsprouter]

Serve your assassinations with a helping of cuteness with Bizzaro the Sniper Kitten! £799.99! Kibbles and ammo refills sold separately.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Need an escape from any thread? Headsprouter services have you covered!