I was sitting in my living room flipping channels. There was nothing on and it was just something to do. As I chewed my potato chips, I heard a knocking at my door.
"This can't be good."
I peered through the little hole that let you see outside. There were three cloaked people waiting for me to open up to them. They all seemed to be armed with various weaponry.
One of them called out, "We know you're in there hope, and you'd best know that we figured you out." A man's voice
"He's right you know, if you just open the door, it will all be over." A second, softer voice this time.
"The others believed you were innocent, they were too scared to come, that you might kill them too after they found out." A third harsher person spoke.
I ran as quickly as I could to my secret exit, a vent that lead to the sewers in town. However when I lifted the grate, I saw that it had caved in. No wonder it was so cold in here, I thought, well if they want me dead, I'm not give them the satisfaction. I climbed onto the roof and used my zipline to head down the cul de sac, but they saw me and started shooting. One of the shots tore the cable and I tumbled to the earth. They kept shooting but I had ran behind one of the houses into the woods.
It was winter and the leafy foliage that would have provided me cover was at my feet. I kept running until I hit a wide deep creek. The three were upon me, and I did what any sane person would do. I drowned myself to end this meaningless chase.
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Well, keep looking. Because I ain't it.
Oh and 2000th post, woo!
