Serial Killer Round 3
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Well this was an easy job.
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Simply replace the main chute with a note. Easy as that. But to freak him out, I'll leave the auxilliary chute in. So if he dies, I pay some gangsta to schedule a drive by that day in the spot where he'd land.
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"Couldn't you give me a challenge mate?"
"What do you mean?"
"Jumping out of a plane, is that the most difficult thing to screw up?
"Well, er, no."
"Okay, coin toss. And looks like you're gonna get some punishment. Serves you right."
"What are you talking about?"
"You're going to hell my dead little friend."
"Is there anyone I know there?"
"Unfortunately for you, NO!"
I raised the scythe above my head and created a fissure in the ground. I let go of his soul as it fell between the cracks, which closed as soon as they swallowed him.
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Simply replace the main chute with a note. Easy as that. But to freak him out, I'll leave the auxilliary chute in. So if he dies, I pay some gangsta to schedule a drive by that day in the spot where he'd land.
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"Couldn't you give me a challenge mate?"
"What do you mean?"
"Jumping out of a plane, is that the most difficult thing to screw up?
"Well, er, no."
"Okay, coin toss. And looks like you're gonna get some punishment. Serves you right."
"What are you talking about?"
"You're going to hell my dead little friend."
"Is there anyone I know there?"
"Unfortunately for you, NO!"
I raised the scythe above my head and created a fissure in the ground. I let go of his soul as it fell between the cracks, which closed as soon as they swallowed him.
Meanwhile, In Hell...
Huh. You know, I think Dante was being a bit over dramatic. This place is actually kinda nice.
Huh. You know, I think Dante was being a bit over dramatic. This place is actually kinda nice.
That's just the way the coin flips.
I would make a crappy god.
Do-Gooder: Well, I help old ladies cross the street and volunteer at the soup kitchen.
Me: Too bad, we don't have a place for you in Heaven.
DG: But I'm such a good person.
Me: Honest Abe Lincoln never lies.
Criminal: Well, I've pillaged villages, murdered thousands, and caused the economic collapse of first world countries.
Me: You can come to Heaven then.
Criminal: Really, even though I'm such a bad person?
Me: The penny is the one who decides things.
I would make a crappy god.
Do-Gooder: Well, I help old ladies cross the street and volunteer at the soup kitchen.
Me: Too bad, we don't have a place for you in Heaven.
DG: But I'm such a good person.
Me: Honest Abe Lincoln never lies.
Criminal: Well, I've pillaged villages, murdered thousands, and caused the economic collapse of first world countries.
Me: You can come to Heaven then.
Criminal: Really, even though I'm such a bad person?
Me: The penny is the one who decides things.
Oh come on Sky, rhyno, am I really that bad?
So what that I influence your deaths, it makes it fun for me?
However I am still very disappointed in Sentinel. Jumping out of a plane is so easy to do.
So what that I influence your deaths, it makes it fun for me?
However I am still very disappointed in Sentinel. Jumping out of a plane is so easy to do.
Indeed, anyone can survive a plane jump as long as they roll when they land.
[sub]Please do not take that seriously, that is an in-joke for me >_>[/sub]
[sub]Please do not take that seriously, that is an in-joke for me >_>[/sub]
He sighed to himself, there was nothing he could do now but wait. He had already prepared, told everyone that he wasn't going to live to see the sun rise again. Some had cried, others had held it together, others didn't believe him at all.
He sat in the dimly lit house, waiting for death. He was wrapped in his cloak, a pistol in his hand. He ignored the phone as it rang constantly, and said one final farewell to his friends and family before rising and walking out the door.
He got into his mom's car. He wasn't old enough to drive yet, but that he had in the past. He drove himself to his school. He didn't know what attracted him there but he pulled into the empty parking lot. It was a small school, only a branch of the main highschool, it was only meant to house 40 kids. He climbed up along the railing and pulled himself onto the roof. There was a small balcony there and he lay down, staring at the stars.
He heard the van pull in. The doors of it sliding open and people jumping out. He didn't bother to look though, he knew that there was too many for him to handle. It took them a moment for them to find where he was, he didn't care though. They climbed onto the roof and he rose from his position.
He stared into the faces of those around him. Faces of people he had once called friends.
He said no last words, just held the gun to his head and pulled the trigger, his body falling into a crumpled heap.
Some had cried, others had held it together, others didn't believe him at all. But they had all known, he was innocent.
He sat in the dimly lit house, waiting for death. He was wrapped in his cloak, a pistol in his hand. He ignored the phone as it rang constantly, and said one final farewell to his friends and family before rising and walking out the door.
He got into his mom's car. He wasn't old enough to drive yet, but that he had in the past. He drove himself to his school. He didn't know what attracted him there but he pulled into the empty parking lot. It was a small school, only a branch of the main highschool, it was only meant to house 40 kids. He climbed up along the railing and pulled himself onto the roof. There was a small balcony there and he lay down, staring at the stars.
He heard the van pull in. The doors of it sliding open and people jumping out. He didn't bother to look though, he knew that there was too many for him to handle. It took them a moment for them to find where he was, he didn't care though. They climbed onto the roof and he rose from his position.
He stared into the faces of those around him. Faces of people he had once called friends.
He said no last words, just held the gun to his head and pulled the trigger, his body falling into a crumpled heap.
Some had cried, others had held it together, others didn't believe him at all. But they had all known, he was innocent.
D: poor chrome!
*is one of the ones who cries* T^T
This round is taking way longer ',:/ I think we should check the list and see who isnt posting.
*is one of the ones who cries* T^T
This round is taking way longer ',:/ I think we should check the list and see who isnt posting.
I-I-I, I just can't do anything about that. He was so submissive and I admire that so I didn't bother trying to set things up. I simply told them, he's ready at the school.
And I took him to Heaven, because he truly deserved it.
Also chrome, we can officially call hate crime.
And I took him to Heaven, because he truly deserved it.
Also chrome, we can officially call hate crime.
In Heaven
Sorry that I made some of you cry.
So, what do guys do around here?
Also, how was it a hate crime Hope?
Sorry that I made some of you cry.
So, what do guys do around here?
Also, how was it a hate crime Hope?