Serial Killer Round 3

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Smagmuck_

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In Heaven

*Muffled by sheets*
This is amazing, I've gone eight hours without (Blocked)ing, these girls know what they're doing, huh, Pm0n3y?
 

hopeneverdies

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I have a feeling it might be darkenergy134, he hasn't posted since the 13th of last month. It could also be ryno ozzy, who hasn't posted since the 21st. There's also a slight chance it could be Lothae who hasn't posted since New Year's.
 

sky14kemea

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darkenergy is on twittar now apparently, he added me earlier today :0

I can ask him if you want?
 

Pm0n3y

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Smagmuck08 said:
*high fives Smag* Yes they Do!

Alright girls, who's ready for round 1000?!
*girls squeal with excitement, and covers surround us yet again. The Female moaning recommences.*

*Muffled* Y'know, i'm kinda surprised all our wings don't get in the way.
 

Neonbob

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*dodges rocks*
Don't make me come up there!
I will kick the FUCK out of Odin himself if I have to!
 

Smagmuck_

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In Heaven

*Muffled by sheets*
Oh shit, these girls are really kinky... And I love it!
*Female moaning continues*
 

hopeneverdies

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Er smag, you didn't bold Heaven. You might wanna fix that cause it looks like you decided you wanted to italicize.

Sure sky.
 

Neonbob

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I'm sure you'd try.
But remember, I'd be killing Odin first. Which means I'd loot his dead ass. And taking his weapons.
Then I'd pay you a visit.
>:-D
 

sky14kemea

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why the fighting? T^T

we should all be friends *pats Neonbob on the shoulder*
[sub]*with the dead arm...*[/sub]
 

Smagmuck_

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In Heaven

*Thump*
Owch.
Hey, come on guys your gonna hit something important!
*Thump*
*High Voice*
Okay, that's gonna hurt in the mornin'...
*Female moaning*
 

Neonbob

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Mmmmm...aaarm.
*is hit*
************!
That's it!
*flies to Valahalla*
ODIN! YOUR ASS IS GRASS COVERED SHIT!
*stabs odin with his own beard*


Oh, and XIII's Number XIV is supposed to be executed by now...if she wants to put up her death still, that's fine.

And the killer should now PM me the next pair of names!
 

XIII's Number XIV

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Eugh, seems the guys are having too much fun over there o_e. Ok, on to posting.

6:45 PM

I was at home, cooking something when I heard a loud 'thud' that seemed to be coming from the porch.

"Huh?" I looked over at my door. Nothing.

I shrugged and went back to my cooking. About 2 minutes later I hear several thumps coming from the porch and the sound of my window smashing. This seemed way too cliche, so I picked up an empty saucepan and headed towards the door.

"Alright who's out there?!" I shouted when I opened it. Still nothing.

I scanned around for a few seconds, then, still seeing no sign of it, slowly went back inside.

Not sooner than I had turned around I saw three hooded figures in my house. I panicked, screamed and chucked the saucepan at one of them. It dodged, quite easily, and it and two others moved around me and pinned me to the ground.

"What do you want with me?!" I screamed.

The first cloaked figure walked over to me. "You're XIII's Number XIV, right?"

"Uh, yeah..."

"Well XIII, we had a vote, and we think you're the killer."

"What? That's bullshit! I'm not--"

*THUNK!* The guy had hit me in the head with a crowbar.

"Sorry XIII..." The figure stood up and pulled back his hood to reveal a smiling Neonbob. "But it's the rules"

Blech. That was terrible. Oh well.

In Heaven

Hey guys what's goin-OH MY GOD. SMAGMUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *covers eyes*
 

Smagmuck_

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In Heaven

*Wakes up from XIIIs' yelling*
Woah, when did you get here? Nevermind, *Yawn*
*Gets out of bed*
I'm taking a shower, you should leave, the girls don't take well to strangers. When I'm done, I'm going down to JIB to get the girls and P some food, wanna join?
*Thump*
Fuck!
 

hopeneverdies

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I was spying on XIII from her kitchen window unseen, knowing she was going to die (and that's all). I slipped and fell off my perch onto her porch with a loud thud, but still thankfully invisible. I pressed a button that would cause a mini plastic explosive to shatter her window. It was perfect timing as three cloaked people had started coming towards the door. Reacting quickly, I opened it just as they turned into the back yard to make it seem unsuspicious as if XIII's had forgotten to shut it when her window smashed.

A crowbar and crate were left on the porch after completing my job.

"It looks like Smag wants you up there. Let's take your spirit to him."

Death's House

"Thanks man, did all of your chores and my final job for you. Looks like a full recovery. Here's you're cloak and scythe and it's time for me to party at the JIB."
 

ravensshade

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raven lay at the side of a stream with open wounds on his back what happened...how did i get here... oh yes ...i remember
sometime ago upstream
"So what's the information you had for me? and why do it here of all places?" raven asked nervously as he approached a person wrapped in a black wool cloak. "Back in town the killer could be listening to us.. and it's the killers identity which i found out. I'd rather not have anyone listening in and killing me for knowing it" the person said. "Well that's great for a minute there i thought you were going to kill me" raven said laughing nervously "So who is it?" he asked as he saw a glint of metal from under the cloak. His eyes widened as the killer removed his hood and said "Me ofcourse" raven began to run away from the killer but wasn't fast enough and caught a bunch of knives in the back and fell in the water... "trusting fool" where the last words he heard before all became black....
"hah but i still live..." raven thought outloud as he he tried to focus his vision and stand up. "well you just have to tell the others who the killer is now right?" he heard "yes ofcourse they could be in danger!"he replied before recognizing the voice. "hoped you died from drowning or that nasty wound on your back but it seems i have to do it all myself... i wonder how you survived 3 days unconscious.." the killer mused "you know i'm glad i decided to search for your body" the killer said as he plunged a knife trough ravens heart...

(OOC:i'm only 3 days late! :p)