Serial Killer Round 3

[Smagmuck_]

In Heaven

Well, I'm not dead, so... I guess that means that your assassination attempt failed...

 

[hopeneverdies]

Well you know what?

Have a taste of this.

*fires stake gun from Painkiller

You don't mess with a man's ladies.

 

[Neonbob]

PM...AWAAAAAAY!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Well you know what?

Have a taste of this.

*fires stake gun from Painkiller

You don't mess with a man's ladies.

In Heaven

*Pulls the Matrix-bullet-dodging menuver*
Oh, so that's how it is, eh?
*Removes long black cloak, revealing ripped chest and extremly tight lether pants*
Let's dance...

 

[hopeneverdies]

Well fine then laddie.
*Takes off jacket to reveal he's the Highlander.

Let's have a go at it.

 

[Smagmuck_]

In Heaven

There can only be one!

 

[hopeneverdies]

And from that day forth, a vampire and a Scotsman were locked in combat for 20 years.

Actually it was only 20 minutes of fighting and 19 years 364 days and 23 hours and 40 minutes of bitterness towards each other.

 

[Smagmuck_]

In Heaven

I still got to keep the twenty wenches...

 

[ravensshade]

*free's the 20 women* HA!

 

[Smagmuck_]

In Heaven

*Twenty women run to me*
Ha, that was useless...

 

[ravensshade]

*trails out money away from you which the women follow*

 

[hopeneverdies]

But ladies, he's twice as dead.

 

[rhyno435]

Does "nothing" happening include my death, because I like to think of it as a little better than "nothing".

Ok, now Hope, Muck, I want you to hug and make up. Then you each get 10 women. Flip a coin to see who gets first pick.

 

[hopeneverdies]

I still have Death's lucky coin. Here rhyno.

Call it Smag.

 

[Berethond]

I Have Been Executed.
This is a placeholder for my epic death, coming in 3-5 days.

 

[ravensshade]

Does "nothing" happening include my death, because I like to think of it as a little better than "nothing".

well it seems someone else likes putting nothing between quotes.

But ladies, he's twice as dead.

if you're talking about me i was just trying to free em

 

[Neonbob]

Killer! I await your next pairing of names!

 

[Quad08]

*Wakes up sleepily*

Ugh...what'd I miss?

 

[Smagmuck_]

I still have Death's lucky coin. Here rhyno.

Call it Smag.

Uuuh, HEADS!

 

[ravensshade]

*Wakes up sleepily*

Ugh...what'd I miss?

"nothing"