Serial Killer Round 33! Under New, but not at all different, management! All wrapped up

CounterAttack

A Writer With Many Faces
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@Zero: *hides diamond sword behind back* Welcome to Serial Killer, rookie. Try not to get killed... much.
 

j1-2themax

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Jun 30, 2008
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@Zero: yeah, the whole "dark side" thing turned out to be a bit of a misnomer. That's why I turned to the Chaotic Realms. It's much more fun here.

Plus, you can eventually learn to do this.

*phases into reality just long enough to pimp-slap Link before phasing out again*
 

Link_to_Future

Good Dog. Best Friend.
Nov 19, 2009
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@J1-2: Gah! You're trying to hide from me transdimensionally? This will not stand sir. THIS WILL NOT STAND!

*puts on engineering hat and begins designing a reality devouring doomsday device of doom*
 

NeoAC

Zombie Nation #LetsRise
Jun 9, 2008
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@element: Because Icarion is lazy. Very lazy.

I posted this in the thread last round but here are the roles again, for those who did not see.

Killer: Icarion
Medic: Steakheart
Spy: Link_to_Future
Arbiter: RBMidknight
 

SkyeNeko

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Dec 30, 2010
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*stops chasing omega*
*pounces on zero_ctrl and stabs numerous times in the chest*

welcome~
 

j1-2themax

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@Link: You think it's that easy, do you?

*three [a href=http://images.wikia.com/residentevil/images/0/0e/Lickerb.jpg]Lickers[/a] suddenly appear behind Link*
 

Link_to_Future

Good Dog. Best Friend.
Nov 19, 2009
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@J1-2: *whispers* Really? Lickers? That's the best you've got?

*silently walks to safe room with designs and closes the safety door without alerting them of my presence*

Alright...time to engage the interdimensional scrambler to avoid distractions like this one.

*pulls intimidating lever and an intense whirring sound begins*
 

Mr. Omega

ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE!
Jul 1, 2010
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*Walks in, hears the whiring and sees the lickers.* DAMN. *Walks away before something bad happens.*
 

Pm0n3y

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Jul 29, 2009
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Lickers? The fuck's a lick-*is mauled in a way that resembles a angry, hungry dog attacking a lean, juicy steak*
 

j1-2themax

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@Link: No, that was a distraction so I could make a few... last-second changes.

*wonders how long it takes Link to notice I've reworked the machine to create universes instead of destroying them*
 

Link_to_Future

Good Dog. Best Friend.
Nov 19, 2009
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@J1-2: *fails to notice and builds the machine to the current specifications*

Bwah ha ha!! You will never run from me now!

*flips the switch*

Wait...this isn't right...

*failsafe explodes causing the machine to go into unstoppable overdrive*

GAH! TOO...MANY...UNIVERSES!!

*is showered in subatomic particle and disappears*
 

Schizzy

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@Link: Does that mean you become... Particle Man? Or Universe Man?

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Link_to_Future

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Nov 19, 2009
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@Schizzy: Erm...all I'm hearing is this:


But if it's what I'm thinking of, then yes, I do get beaten by Triangle man. >.<
 

Schizzy

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Okay, I know we haven't started the game yet, and the killer hasn't struck, but I vote we lynch Jak first.

Like, right now.

Don't want to ruin our reputation and all that.

*Gives Jak evil grin*