Damn it, I'm still alive, I want JIB.

*shoots himself*
On a side note, why does stuff always happen after I have gone to sleep?
I am going to respond to everything that happened while I was asleep.
I have already passed a year

it was the same day I made my first thread and a thousandth post.
I WANT CAKE! super duper multi caramel crazy cake pls.
He made an account just to play this? I hope he isn't dissapointed about how boring this is and how it turns out to be just a waiting game.