Serial Killer Round 8 (Executed)

[Fury Is Me.]

That would suck for you Counter, since I killed you first last round. >

 

[axle 19]

Why run, I'm perfectly safe in my scenic volcano lair with a glass of whiskey and an over complicated defense system.

 

[CounterAttack]

Oh, wait. I had the Medic's Curse on me then, so I might not be murdered.

I do hope I get to kill people sometime. The one time I got picked, I only got to kill one person before I had to give someone else the job, as I was going away.

 

[Pm0n3y]

A square is a parallelogram, lots of shapes are parallelograms, which one are you running in? Rhombus? Square? Rectangle? Hexagon? Octagon? Decagon? I can go on forever.

Exactly. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitle0t9r68ih?from=Main.DontExplainTheJoke]

 

[axle 19]

How do we know you're not out to kill now?

*Paranoia setting in*

 

[hopeneverdies]

Are we waiting for someone to be taken out? I was kinda at the beach all day.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Yeah, I'm waiting for the killer.

 

[j1-2themax]

*sails into the distance aboard his battleship, as of yet unnamed, with all guns armed and aiming for shore*

I feel the sudden urge to break out into "I'm On A Boat."

 

[ultimateownage]

You know, technically I died last round, because I commit suicide several times to go to the J.I.B.

 

[CounterAttack]

You know, technically I died last round, because I commit suicide several times to go to the J.I.B.

You can only go to JIB if you were killed by someone other than yourself. Just throwing that out there.

 

[ultimateownage]

I died, went to heaven, and then robbed it.

 

[sky14kemea]

Thank yoooou >_>

What are we waiting for now then? D: A victim?

 

[War Penguin]

IGNORE!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, IGNOOOORE!!!

 

[sky14kemea]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PENGUIN!!!

O-o Whyyyy....

*gets a shotgun* right, this is war. D:<

 

[CounterAttack]

Oh noes! The Penguin is down!
*pulls out knife and sniper rifle*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Oh my god... DAMN IT PENGUIN! I didn't say you'd been killed! I said YOU were the killer! God... now I gotta pick someone else...

 

[CounterAttack]

Epic facepalm is epic. =D

 

[Fury Is Me.]

NEW killer has been picked! Please scream and run around and circles and all that jazz.
[HEADING=1] DON'T KILL YOURSELF KILLER![/HEADING]

 

[sky14kemea]

xD awww poor Penguin. Maybe you need glasses?

Is he alive or not? I have a loaded machine gun and half a funeral planned

 

[Fury Is Me.]

He'll be allowed back in, but he's not the killer anymore.