Serial Killer Round 8 (Executed)
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I feel like going back up to the JIB. *Floats up* Where's the infinite keg? THERE IT IS! *Pushes Axle out of the way and downs a shit load of beer.*
I'm the GM. Hence, I am technically God, making this my domain so... *Grabs the second infinite keg and enjoys self.*
Jesus and a bunch of angels rush past Element who is currently drinking whiskey while enjoying some roast duck. Element looks over to see Jesus and the angels forcibly removing Fury from the buffet. The heaven Jumbo Tron then shows the ordeal fallowed by a picture of what Element had written under the rib table. The picture showed, "Fury was made from my rib. - Element."
The deaths did get really lazy, the one I have done was pretty crap, but that was because I am a terrible writer not because I was lazy. Well, I did do it in 10 minutes on a school computer.
Yay, you got my message ^^ it wasn't very good though, most of the posts that had part of it in where random so I could get the letter I wanted.
[sub][sub][sub][sub]I am now your guardian angel, counter, you too j1.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
Yay, you got my message ^^ it wasn't very good though, most of the posts that had part of it in where random so I could get the letter I wanted.
[sub][sub][sub][sub]I am now your guardian angel, counter, you too j1.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
I have decided to go the other route and make a poem, I have made both of them and they are shit. But the funny kind of shit.
I've got my death prepared, with options for both execution and murder. I do hope I get executed, though. It's a little more dramatic. =D
Sorry for the lon wait guys. The killer struck but the medic took forever. I just sent the killed their message.
Oi! I didn't take forever! Fuck you, show a little respect to the dead!
Ownage was at home one day;
Out of fear he decided to stay;
For a killer was loose;
and Ownage had mousse;
They are chocolaty goodness oh yum;
The killer came in through his door;
Ran across the floor;
And came at ownage, with, a gun;
ownage proceeded to run;
Jumped out a window for fun;
he did indeed run a ton;
the killer was sly;
I was sure to die;
I was not the spy;
I was the medic;
I tried to save you from death;
To stop you having your last breath;
I continued to run from the killer;
Managed to escape and hide behind a pillar;
Ownage was full of glee;
but unfortunately;
the pillar was scheduled for demolition;
The pillar started to fall;
it crushed one and all;
our hero shed one last tear;
he was innocent;
I hope you repent;
what you have done to me.
Wasn't that acrappy great song?
Well, you try right a poem about being murdered, I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with loose!
The medics curse strikes again!
Ownage was at home one day;
Out of fear he decided to stay;
For a killer was loose;
and Ownage had mousse;
They are chocolaty goodness oh yum;
The killer came in through his door;
Ran across the floor;
And came at ownage, with, a gun;
ownage proceeded to run;
Jumped out a window for fun;
he did indeed run a ton;
the killer was sly;
I was sure to die;
I was not the spy;
I was the medic;
I tried to save you from death;
To stop you having your last breath;
I continued to run from the killer;
Managed to escape and hide behind a pillar;
Ownage was full of glee;
but unfortunately;
the pillar was scheduled for demolition;
The pillar started to fall;
it crushed one and all;
our hero shed one last tear;
he was innocent;
I hope you repent;
what you have done to me.
Wasn't that a
Well, you try right a poem about being murdered, I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with loose!
The medics curse strikes again!
Oh, I almost forgot, my secret message list. I will bold the hints for you idiots people who are less observant.
It spells "I am medic." In it, I may or may not have changed part of it because it accidentally spelt I am meic.
*EDIT* Just remembered, highlight the last message in the bold message, a little message for Counter and j1 for figuring it out.
ultimateownage said:
highlight the space after the word medic.ultimateownage said:
ultimateownage said:
ultimateownage said:
ultimateownage said:
ultimateownage said:
*EDIT* Just remembered, highlight the last message in the bold message, a little message for Counter and j1 for figuring it out.
Vote's in. And please, Fury, try to make it sound like a request, not an order. That's a bit rude.
Oh, and anyone who manages to figure out the jumbled message in the last of the secret message posts get a really big cookie, and cake. One even bigger than infinite for you J.I.B lovers.
"Oi! Stop quoting me! The bold is a waste of your time, because I will inevitably die and explain it"
You said that in words too small too read even when I zoom 400%. Where's my cookie?
You said that in words too small too read even when I zoom 400%. Where's my cookie?
Yes, that probably was a bad thing for me to post in hindsight. Here is your cookie good sir, I will find a better one later, because even I didn't know I posted that, and couldn't find it.
