Serial Killer Round 9 (Closed!) Started!

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sky14kemea

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...not much to another hand ',:/

(Also I have no friggin clue dude, I'm the most naive person I know xD)
 

Pm0n3y

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Jul 29, 2009
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Simply put Sky, they do very bad things (or very good things, depending on your point of view).

And Fury, just because a movie is Rated R, that doesn't mean that it'll have guaranteed sex in it. Now if it was NC-17 on the other hand...
 

sky14kemea

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Jun 26, 2008
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(I don't have a view :0)

But fingers vs hands, surely if they're separate from the rest of the body (which they were in ma dream), they can't do all that much.

Unless they have one hell of a thumb war D:
 

axle 19

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Aug 2, 2008
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I leave for 2 hours and this descends into accusation and Finger rape. I am going to have to separate you guys/
 

Pm0n3y

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Jul 29, 2009
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Heyyy you can't do that to her! She's the GM!

*is sent to a corner as well*

Dammit!
 

War Penguin

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Jun 13, 2009
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Man, this thread moves WAAAY too fast for me. One moment we're talking about the killed not posting deaths, the next we're talking about things that give me nightmares. :p

I should post more to get a better sense of what's going on... hi.
 

sky14kemea

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Jun 26, 2008
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My bad, I am kinda spamming the thread. I'm tired and hyped up on sugar >_>

It's past my bedtime :<
 

axle 19

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Shit on a Stick, *checks profile* O UK, I see now. Goodnight then.

Everyone else............ [HEADING=1] [font color="red"] P [font color="orange"] A [font color="yellow"] R [font color="green"] T [font color="blue"] Y [font color="violet"] !!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/font][/font][/font][/font][/font][/font] [/HEADING]
 

Sporky111

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Wes casually climbed into his new Lamborghini. What a beautiful car. he thought as he shifted into first, It's a good thing this isn't an action movie or it would be destroyed after a high speed chase.

He pulled out of the dealership and onto the freeway, enjoying the wind blowing through the open roof. Accelerating to 160 KPH, he started flying past traffic.

Ahead of him to his left, a large, black semi truck pulled onto the freeway. Wes started to pass it and it abruptly steered towards him. He turned to the lane next to him, coming right up next to the median. The truck continued to close on him and Wes slammed on the brakes, skidding behind the truck as it swiped the median.

He steered around and quickly went around the attacking vehicle. Inside the cab of the semi, he saw the killer. Someone he trusted, and never suspected. He looked back ahead and sped away, going into a construction zone.

Behind him, a loud crack of a sniper rifle sounded. One of the front tire burst and the car veered into the arranged vehicles doing the construction. He crashed through a shack and ricocheted off a bulldozer. He was whipped about in his seat and unable to control the steering.

A trio of traffic cones rolled over his hood, and Wes finally got a clear glimpse of what was ahead. "Oh, balls."

The car hit a ramp and launched into the air. Several barrels of fuel spontaneously exploded around him, lighting up the sky. The car fell heavily onto the gravel, bottoming out the suspension. A shower of sparks erupted behind the brand new car, the it came to a sudden violent stop under the front of a diesel roller.

Lifting his head from the steering wheel, Wes beheld the massive vehicle crushing down on the hood of his car. It crept forward, unaffected by the obstruction. Wes spit a mouthful of blood out of the car and put on his sunglasses, then leaned back in his seat as the engine exploded and engulfed him in flame.
 

sky14kemea

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Jun 26, 2008
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And with that, I leave you gentlemen *bows*

Sorry Sporky :/ thanks for the awesome death scene though!
 

axle 19

Bearer of the Necronomicon
Aug 2, 2008
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Dun Dun Dun.... Another One Bites The Dust....... RIP Sporky may you enjoy the JIB, also vote away.
 

Fury Is Me.

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Wait... I'm dead... that means... *Turns around and see's the infinite sirloin steak line.* Holy... Crap... *Runs over and stacks 5 steaks high* JIB, I loooooove you. For our first meeting, I think i've known you forever... *cuddles a steak against face, takes a bite, licks juices off face.*
 

NeoAC

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Fury.....christ, I was going to eat that! I guess I'll just have some of the Peking Duck then......oh sorry Jesus, I didn't mean to call you over.