Serial Killer Round 9 (Closed!) Started!

[sky14kemea]

Need moar numbers! The sooner you do it the less time you have to wait ;D

 

[axle 19]

Yeah we can see if you will continue your not dying first streak Counter. I would imagine ownage and Neonbob are gonna join but neither are on now.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I promise that I will not epically fail this round.
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... Uh, numbers, right?

That was classic. Number away!

Yeah it was pretty funny when you look at it.

... I'm never going to hear the end of that, am I?

I promise that I will not epically fail this round.
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... Uh, numbers, right?

That was the third most fail that I have ever seen.

Wait, what was the first and second, if you don't mind me asking?

Especially not from me. The round might have lasted longer if you hadn't done that... lol.

Wait, are you saying that in a good way or a bad way?

Inbetween. Hahahah. You just failed so epiclly. I kept face-palming for 2 hours after that.

 

[RavingPenguin]

Yeah we can see if you will continue your not dying first streak.

Heh, knowing my terrible luck I'll be first >_>

 

[sky14kemea]

Yeah we can see if you will continue your not dying first streak Counter. I would imagine ownage and Neonbob are gonna join but neither are on now.

Yeah I'll wait a while before starting, hopefully they get here soon =P

 

[NeoAC]

Oh all right, I'll play. Although I think the Canadian is always the first to go...

 

[sky14kemea]

*looks at numbers so far* ... *facepalms*

More numbers pleeeeease xD

 

[CounterAttack]

Yeah we can see if you will continue your not dying first streak Counter. I would imagine ownage and Neonbob are gonna join but neither are on now.

Remember Murphy's Law, axle. If I can die first, I will.

Just remembered. I don't have to write up a death this round! Thanks to my epic power of survival, I just have to pick someone's name for the execution version, and edit said version. Having said that, who wants to execute me? =D

 

[maddawg IAJI]

*looks at numbers so far* ... *facepalms*

More numbers pleeeeease xD

How many have you gotten so far?

 

[NeoAC]

Yeah we can see if you will continue your not dying first streak Counter. I would imagine ownage and Neonbob are gonna join but neither are on now.

Remember Murphy's Law, axle. If I can die first, I will.

Just remembered. I don't have to write up a death this round! Thanks to my epic power of survival, I just have to pick someone's name for the execution version, and edit said version. Having said that, who wants to execute me? =D

Can I do it? I got an death igloo with your name on it.

 

[CounterAttack]

Haha, very nice. Sure, why not. Consider yourself my executioner, provided I die before you.

 

[NeoAC]

Sweet. I'll get the flamethrower and Celine Dion music ready.

 

[elementsoul]

Wait, what was the first and second, if you don't mind me asking?

Number two was the first day of my chemistry class last year. I was helping this hot girl with some basic questions from the text book when one we had a demonstration and explanation of not five minutes before hand. The question stated that oxygen gas reignited the match that was put out. It then stated that hydrogen gas makes the flame burn brighter/pop. It then asked what gas would be produced for the flame to be extinguished. Well after some very obvious hints and a lot of loose of faith in humanity on my part she made a guess at what extinguished the flame. She guessed that it was water because water puts out fires. I would have laughed but it was way to painful to hear that being said. I think had to explain to here that it was carbon dioxide and why her answer was wrong. It took me ten minutes before she gave up on it herself.

Number one was when I saw a kid in my class crash his mom's car into a tree while she was teaching him how to drive. He sent it a good 200 meters across the parking lot going about 30km/h and wrecked the car. No one was hurt but the kid apparently forgot where the brake pedal was and hit the gas for the whole distance. The wheels were still turning while the car was stuck in the tree as he still hadn't removed his foot from the pedal for about ten seconds after the crash.

 

[sky14kemea]

*looks at numbers so far* ... *facepalms*

More numbers pleeeeease xD

How many have you gotten so far?

...All of them I think O:

We needs more people now.

 

[CounterAttack]

Sweet. I'll get the flamethrower and Celine Dion music ready.

A simple blade will be enough. I'm the one who's writing it, after all.

 

[axle 19]

Aw but I had a convoluted death involving acid and a cheese grater in mind for you.

 

[CounterAttack]

Oh, don't worry. I bleed to death on the floor in vivid detail.

 

[axle 19]

Does the killer sign their name in blood?

 

[NeoAC]

Sweet. I'll get the flamethrower and Celine Dion music ready.

A simple blade will be enough. I'm the one who's writing it, after all.

Bah, you're no fun. The blade better be serrated at least.

 

[elementsoul]

Sweet. I'll get the flamethrower and Celine Dion music ready.

I think covering the seal clubber with seal skin and and seal blubber all over him then left him go into a polar bear infested area would be more entertaining.