I was watching the news as I was cleaning my M4. All seemed well, nothing bad has happened, yet. Yeah sure, 'Nuke was dead, but he was a sleazy basterd any way, I had just reasembled the reciever when I head a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" I asked. No response, something wasn't right, usually I would've recieved an answer by now but still, nothing. I unholsterd my XMD, slid a 19 round double stack clip into it and loaded a round int the chamber.
"I said, who is it?" I asked again, this is what the response was. A loud boom resonated through out the apartment and the door blew off its hinges, what stepped in was eight heavely armed men, assassins. I immediatly sighted one of the closest one and fired, right through the eye. They all fired in at once, but they wern't reall good at aiming down the sights I easaly ran int the kitchen where I had a shotgun ready. I blind fired it, heard the screams of agony and then return fire. I thought it would be a good idea to make a run for the bedroom, I was wrong. I was cuaght in the leg by a round, I immediatly dropped.
"Fuck!" I screamed in agony, what I saw next was eight bareels in my face, I smiled.
"You guys are idiots, look up." I said. all seven looked up, attached to the cieling was blocks of C4, all of there eys widened in fear.
"I'll see you basterds in hell." I said, and pressed the detonator. The entire apartment was engulfed, my body and all the assassins were efectivly incinerated...
In Heaven
You basterds! Why would you do that! Why! I didn't do it, and why would a vampire use a sledge hammer! Just WTF!? I'll huant you basterds! I will!