Serial Killer Round Four!

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CounterAttack

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Oh Snap. Unlucky, Smag. Would it help to know that we commissioned the assassins instead of doing it ourselves? They were easy to find; there's a Generic Henchmen Recruitment Office down the road from my place.
 

Nukey

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War Penguin said:
See ya Nuke. I hardly knew ye, yet I wished you went down a less gruesome death.
[small](Though it is very nicely written :D. And I DO like gruesome... sorta. :p)[/small]

Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be next?
_>
sage42 said:
Well that was actually entertaining to read [sub] anyone else find that creepy[/sub] R.I.P. Nuke may your soul go where it can rest in peace....or awesomeness, whatever floats your boat.
Thank you for the compliments! :D

But like I said, I kind of have to be gruesome, seeing as my next RP is based on Condemned,CSI and Heavy Rain. So I'm trying to get in the spirit of being a sick bastard.

Though to be fair, there is one who humbles me...my mentor, Yorgi.

Here be thy humble-ness [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.143318?page=41#4520229]
 

Smagmuck_

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Pm0n3y said:
LOL. Smag's Dead. LOL again.
In Heaven

You son of a *****! I'm gonna huant you untill either the killer or assassins get you! At least Clearise is up here...
 

sky14kemea

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Smagmuck08 said:
Pm0n3y said:
LOL. Smag's Dead. LOL again.
In Heaven

You son of a *****! I'm gonna huant you untill either the killer or assassins get you! At least Clearise is up here...
This is MY heaven, there is no Clearise.... >_>

BOHAHAHAHAHA.

... There's a huge chocolate fountain though :/ go nuts?
 

Smagmuck_

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sky14kemea said:
Smagmuck08 said:
Pm0n3y said:
LOL. Smag's Dead. LOL again.
In Heaven

You son of a *****! I'm gonna huant you untill either the killer or assassins get you! At least Clearise is up here...
This is MY heaven, there is no Clearise.... >_>

BOHAHAHAHAHA.

... There's a huge chocolate fountain though :/ go nuts?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! /melodramatic

Can I has tradez?
 

Nukey

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Heaven for deranged lunatics.
Ah! Miss Kemea! Can I write another death scene? Or like a ton more? Not for any reason, but I just want to! PLEASE!?
 

Nukey

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Smagmuck08 said:
God, I hate you guys. Oh, well, at least I went out with a bang... A big one. :D
Aye, but yours isn't as demented or as twisted as mine.
 

rhyno435

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Sorry Smag, I guess Clerice isn't gonna be in heaven this time.

Unless you can convince Sky to release Clerice from her cage that is.
 

Smagmuck_

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Exictednuke said:
Smagmuck08 said:
Exictednuke said:
Smagmuck08 said:
God, I hate you guys. Oh, well, at least I went out with a bang... A big one. :D
Aye, but yours isn't as demented or as twisted as mine.
Quiet you! You were taken out by a sledge hammer...
And the severed head of a dog, and a gun.

Ha, ha! I forgot about that.

rhyno435 said:
Sorry Smag, I guess Clerice isn't gonna be in heaven this time.

Unless you can convince Sky to release Clerice from her cage that is.
She's in a cage? What has Sky been up to?
 

sky14kemea

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Smagmuck08 said:
rhyno435 said:
Sorry Smag, I guess Clerice isn't gonna be in heaven this time.

Unless you can convince Sky to release Clerice from her cage that is.
She's in a cage? What has Sky been up to?
You don't wanna know >.>

It involves monopoly and Texas Hold'em *hehe, in-joke*

________

Anyways, the next victim has been chosen! D: But who is it?!?!?

*scooby doo music*
 

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It was a cool Friday winter morning. The crisp wind blew down the street as Quad08 made his way down to the bus stop to go to school. He looked up into the sky, still dark despite it being almost 9:00 in the morning. A light snow covered the street, a single street light lighting up the darkness.

The sound of crunching snow behind him, caused him to turn around. A bundled up figure was walking behind him, a ski mask, covering there face. Quad08 smiled at them

"Isn't it a bit warm for a ski mask?"

Suddenly, the figure drew a ice pick, charging at the seemingly defenseless victim. Swinging his backpack off, Quad08 tossed it at the killer, the weight of his laptop and textbooks knocking the attacker over.

However, the killer quickly recovered and tossed the ice pick, the tip of it impaling Quad08 through his right eye and coming out his skull, collapsing to the ground....

Sometime later

A lone police detective walked up to the crime scene. This was the second killing by 'The Serial Killer' this week...and it didn't appear that they were done yet.

He took of his dark glasses, looking at the body

"What have you found?" he asked several of the men examining the body

"Quad08, 1804 posts at TOD, Gone Gonzo, plenty of friends. Impaled with an ice pick through the head. Looks like our Killer, H. What do you think?"

One of the men explained

Looking up into the snowy sky, H put back on his shades

"Time to bundle up"

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 

War Penguin

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Holy crap, I missed a lot. FIrst Smag is wrongly executed and Quad was killed.

Stupid, stupid power outage. :mad: