BREAKING NEWS:
Serial Killer Strikes Again!
A new wave of killings has sprung up in Whateverville after the police's failed attempt to capture him. Based on supposed 'sightings' it is believed to be another person, possibly working on his own. Citizens are advised to stay indoors at night and--
"Yeah, whatever." Victim A (Name changed to protect the innocent) switched her kitchen TV to another show. She looked back at her pan of noodles and began to add spaghetti sauce. Suddenly she heard a "Thunk!" outside.
"Oh Jesus not again." She turned the heat down and went to the window to look. Nothing. She double-taked and quickly looked back at her living room, stairs, and back outside. Throwing another cautious look out the window, she went back to her spaghetti.
"Whatcha cookin'?"
"AAAAH!!!" Victim A jumped and turned around, all the while slamming her arm down on the pan handle and launching hot spaghetti at the person behind her. It connected with his face, and he raised his hands to it, screaming, and clawed at it to get it off. "Bloody freakin' hell! GET IT OFF ME!"
Victim A was already running for the crowbar she kept under the couch (For obvious reasons), and darted back to the killer, who already had a lot of the sauce off, and now raised his gun at her with burning hatred in his eyes.
Victim A swung, the killer fired. Only one marched out in triumph.
Swinging his gun back to...wherever he keeps it, the killer smirked. "Mmm...meat sauce, my favorite."