Serial pooper terrorizing Houston.

[Sean Hollyman]

http://edition.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2014/05/09/ac-ridiculist-serial-pooper.cnn.html
Hahahaha I'm not sure whether to laugh or feel sorry for the people. I'm somebody who absolutely loves reading hilarious poop stories online so it's probably the former.


Seriously though what would drive somebody to poop on somebody's garden? At least do it in a bin or bush if you REALLY have to go. People who do this need to be wiped out...

 

[Wraith]

He's got the runs, but he can't hide.
Heh, heh, heh.

Hopefully they find this guy, because not only is this disturbing, but also hilarious.

 

[JoJo]

Well, they do say every party needs a pooper, this dude might have taken that a bit too literally though. What a crappy guy, I hope the police flush him out soon enough.

 

[Barbas]

He's got the runs, but he can't hide.
Heh, heh, heh.

Hopefully they find this guy, because not only is this disturbing, but also hilarious.

O__O I don't know whether to laugh or have a terrifying flashback; there was somebody doing this at my school. They did it everywhere, even in the pool - which made everyone think it was the lifeguard. Blech, hideous.

 

[shootthebandit]

Can we please swap our news with america. They actually referenced will ferrell on the news. I can imagine if this happened in the UK they would take it very seriously

If all these homeowners have a cat then they 100% deserve this and now know how everyone else feels when their disgusting vermin of a pet shits in other peoples gardens

Edit: obligatory joke: things that go dump in the night

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Well, they do say every party needs a pooper, this dude might have taken that a bit too literally though. What a crappy guy, I hope the police flush him out soon enough.

Haha great. I absolutely lav toilet puns. I wash my hands of people like him.

 

[StriderShinryu]

Well, at least it's not a serial cereal pooper. That would really ruin your morning.

 

[shootthebandit]

If all these homeowners have a cat then they 100% deserve this and now know how everyone else feels when their disgusting vermin of a pet shits in other peoples gardens

I've known a few people (I'm not sure what that says about my social circle) that have done exactly that as revenge for other peoples cats crapping in the garden. That said I'm a northerner and we tend to go to extremes up here.

Damn right. You dont screw with a northerner we can be pretty spiteful. This is actually tame by most northerners standards

My dad tried everything to get rid of the cat that kept crapping in the garden. Carpet gripper rod buried in the soil, water balloons, a water gun. He posted some of the turds through our neighbours letterbox with a very friendly letter

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Well, at least it's not a serial cereal pooper. That would really ruin your morning.

Next time someone really pisses me off and I somehow get into their kitchen, I'm so doing that. One of my mate's housemates really annoyed him so he pissed in his shampoo

 

[cojo965]

To all you people punning in this thread: I hate all of you. Quick! What Trope is that?

Yeah it's late, I don't want to spend anymore time here.

 

[Elvis Starburst]

Well that's shitty to hear *ZING!! Fist pump!* I'm so sorry... I had to do it

OT: Yeah, gross. Who does this? Like, what kind of person do you have to be?