Serious Sam 3 Gets a Release Date and a Serious - UPDATED
- Thread starter Andy Chalk
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I've never played a Serious Sam game but I might just preorder it, simply because of this quote. This man has a goal and I want to help out!
Ah, the days of Serious Sam as a child.....well, a sixteen year old when I first played the one that came out on the first Xbox (Our PC at the time was good for only running Lemmings and Incredible Machine 3). I loved the screaming, running, exploding guys. And now they're back! This game looks like what Duke Nukem could have been had 3D Realms released the fucker a decade ago!
I was surprised they did that in the first place.Zhukov said:
And yet it would seem everywhere else it's being said it's coming out on all platforms. So unless you mean the Steam version is only on PC....Andy Chalk said:
So um... Like Duke Nukem Forever and Bulletstorm with less than half of the production time?
Sign me up. I'll look into it.
Sign me up. I'll look into it.
Erm... no? It's being released first for the PC, then for consoles. They even said so in interviews.Andy Chalk said:
""I pledge to take one dollar from each Serious Sam 3: BFE preorder and put it towards my wife's outrageously expensive tit job," said Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. "So get to preordering, nerds, I want these babies to block out the sun when I'm done with them.""
That statement and the gameplay shown, show the sort of humour Duke Nukem once had.
The sort Gearbox failed so hard to get right...
Seriously considdering playing this.
That statement and the gameplay shown, show the sort of humour Duke Nukem once had.
The sort Gearbox failed so hard to get right...
Seriously considdering playing this.
Looks fantastic. Been said many a time but this is what DNF should have been. Croteam know what they're doing and they can do it well. They will be getting my money.
Funny, I was just playing Serious Sam: the First Encounter HD the other night. I was making my way through the Memphis Metropolis area on my way to the Temple of Ptah and had just crossed the spiked pit trap. After disposing of about 20 Syrian Bulls by tricking them into charging me when I had my back to the pit then neatly sidestepping, I continued down the path to encounter literally 200 Kleer skeletons. As I was overwhelmed by the bony horde, my Minigun spitting defiance and hot lead all the time, I was left wondering "what the FUCK went wrong with the FPS genre?"
Could not be happier for this game. I thought Duke Nukem coming out and being generally shit was the final punchline to the decade-long joke of its development but I was wrong- SERIOUS SAM 3 is the final punchline!
Could not be happier for this game. I thought Duke Nukem coming out and being generally shit was the final punchline to the decade-long joke of its development but I was wrong- SERIOUS SAM 3 is the final punchline!
