Seriously? (NSFW)

[Worgen]

obviously its a prostate warmer

 

[moostar]

oh i see, lol the fist :]

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm going to preserve my innocence and assume it's a device used to fistbump your virtual bro in a new game.

Oh yes. There will be fisting.

I'd be scarred for life, but that looks too small to...Do...Anything.

Anyway, aren't all these kinda old?

 

[Gigaguy64]

Ohhh boy.

This is....different to say the least.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Something like this was made for the Wii a few years ago.

...Where will you put these things when you're done with it?

In a wardrobe of shame and strangeness.

It took me a while for me to get it, and when I did, my mum walked in.

 

[DSK-]

That brings a whole new meaning to Human Interface Device.

 

[varulfic]

This really brings new meaning to the term "joystick"

ba dum tish.



edit: DSK-, I won't forget this betrayal. You've made a powerful enemy this day.

 

[solidstatemind]

I surprised that anyone would be surprised by this. The Porn industry is huge: Every second - $3,075.64 is being spent on pornography. Most male geeks have some porn on their computers. Sex toy and fetish shops practically print cash...

...why not connect the dots? I just hope they're well-made, hypo-allergenic, washable, etc. because I really don't want to see a rash (HAHASEEWUTIDIDTHAR?!?) of news stories about sex toy peripherals pinching off people's junk or giving them some sort of epic infection.

 

[Diligent]

For me this confirms that in the future, when the technology is here, there will be sex-bots.

 

[Metal Brother]

Just one more reason to be thankful for Japan.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Ahh, Japan. This is why I love you. You give me anime, manga, and crazy stuff like this that keeps me highly amused.

 

[Something Amyss]

In a wardrobe of shame and strangeness.

I think that's the closet I've been hiding in all these years.

 

[Buizel91]

In a wardrobe of shame and strangeness.

I think that's the closet I've been hiding in all these years.

This made me laugh XD

OT: OMG! Bethesda must of made this! It's Fisto! XD

But seriously, this is just wrong on so many levels.

 

[ANImaniac89]

Soon the human race will die out.
Due to all the new fantastic ways to masturbate, humans will lose the need for real human mating.

 

[Eisenfaust]

wasn't there something incredibly similar for ipods... something that synced vibration with the current song playing

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Am I the only one who isn't disturbed by this?

 

[DiMono]

The fact that someone would even consider thinking up such a device saddens me a little.

 

[fulano]

Just one word: JAPAN.

 

[infinity_turtles]

.... What exactly is that device for? At first glance I thought it was for fisting, given that it showed up right after piston machine for the ladies, but then I looked closer and it appears to have a hole in the bottom and the ability to move up and down. But looking at the base, I'm not sure how you'd situate it for a handjob. So which one is it for?

 

[ender214]

OT: OMG! Bethesda must of made this! It's Fisto! XD

Got ninja'd, but I'm going to go for it anyway: "Fisto reporting for duty, please assume the position"