here's an idea ... sesame street meets gta , g is for gun , elmo the pimp ( gee i hate elmo )
yes my friends elmo is evil , he's a very bad monster ... grover's revenge
as for bert and ernie ,for once i'd like to see bert kill ernie , hey ern rubber duckie won't save you ( tosses toaster in tub)
hey streeters lets havea fried chicken picnic , starring big bird as the main coarse
SRY MY ESCAPIST FRIENDS , yeah sounds cool ,lets get kids addicted to gaming early , elmo gets carple tunnel
i could just hear in a grover voice "where's elmo i'm gonna cap his ass"
as for cookie going the healthy way ,no he went to rehab that's why , yeah i know it's bullshit